general

Green*

i am

yall's is green?

what are you some kind of freak

blue semen

shit i need to see a doctor

Dr.Spooky here

What's your problem

hey is this semen a normal color to you

give me a sec let me get a sample

I need at least a liter to run my tests

I'll send my lovely assistant Rusp to help you collect your sample

OwO me too unzips dick

it looks about this color

OwO

shouldnt it be more green?

He has cancer aids

fuck

i mean

i have watched some of robs content in the past month could that be a factor?

Salmon is alright

Only fish I will eat

Tbh

pika does your dick have a name btw

I need to check you prostate

Bend over

ok

IT CAN ACTUALLY BE OTHER COLORS

LMAO

No, as I have not verified its existenve yet

i didnt know other semen existed

i thought it was only blue or green

Dolf, your prostate is fucked

You have two options

but

Live life as a trap, or suicide

OwO bulge looks back

its been a good virgin butt hole

There's your problem

It's current year+3

Not putting things in your ass is abnormal now

What are you, homophobic?

Yes

omg i looked it up

this is what it looks like

Oof do not

wait should i put blue semen pic here or degeneracy

Degen

degen

Rob chat

oh wait robchat is DEAD

COUGH

OK, what have we learned

LMAO

Don't put thing near your dick that will cut it

im ded

that was literally just blood

And do put things up your ass to ensure prostate health

not jizz

So I should stop putting coat hangers in my eurethra

Got it

It'll be pink then

sounding GWumuGasm

Not literal blood

No Max

I'm realizing now, female semen is blood most of the time

What a superior gender

my testicles hurt now from looking at that

If you give them a firm squeeze, bet you could be producing pink/red semen within the hour

my dick is called my twelve year old. so when im in public i can say "i am gonna go beat my twelve year old now" with less dirty looks

Letting go just before you hear a pop

NO

wtf

wait

ITS CLEAR

RIP