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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
like most things
Oof
dont assume, because it makes an ass out of you and only you
I like how at least I am not at fault this time
Feelsgoodman
behind the scenes, pika is actually the mastermind behind everything
Trie
Green*
what are you some kind of freak
blue semen
Dr.Spooky here
What's your problem
I need at least a liter to run my tests
I'll send my lovely assistant Rusp to help you collect your sample
OwO me too unzips dick
He has cancer aids
Salmon is alright
Only fish I will eat
Tbh
I need to check you prostate
Bend over
No, as I have not verified its existenve yet
Begins my examination
Dolf, your prostate is fucked
You have two options
Live life as a trap, or suicide
OwO bulge looks back
There's your problem
It's current year+3
Not putting things in your ass is abnormal now
What are you, homophobic?
Yes
Oof do not
Degen
Rob chat
OK, what have we learned
Don't put thing near your dick that will cut it
And do put things up your ass to ensure prostate health
So I should stop putting coat hangers in my eurethra
Got it
It'll be pink then
Not literal blood