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someone would totally nuke the moon

Reminder that any of you can go claim free land in Siberia if you go live there.

just to be a dick

to make sure the moon nazis are dead

my bets trump. Kappa

i wouldn't put it past the world leaders to have private rockets to move to a moon colony in case of emergency

because that's totally gonna help

I like the idea of nuking the moon in such a way to cause shards to hit other nations.

thats what I was thinking yeah

that would take some extremely well timed and controlled operations

It brings new meaning to the term "trick shot"

or better yet, send a ship behind the moon, blast it with a dozen nukes to break it and give it momentum towards the planet

Pika, missiles are ballistic

I don't know why you wouldn't just drop rocks from the moon down to earth, to be honest.

They would have the power of 100s of nuclear bombs.

it would, but you cant control where they land

just do some maths

Nobody had the capability to do that last time there was a nuke used Turnip

he's still in there

lmao

I wonder if he keeps his mic on in there

talking to himself

Talking to the NSA, indirectly

i feel kinda bad for the poor soul

just sitting there all alone for the rest of eternity

he left on his own accord didnt he

Yes

He did this to himself

If none of you know, March Madness starts today So I found a site which doesn't verify accounts/emails to set up a bracket picking game for the cult http://www.poolhost.com/joinpool/1/39941/Basketball

Click the link, makeup a name/email and make you picks

The ultimate goal for all of you, should be to beat Rob's bracket

i know absolutely nothing about college basketball but i'll make up a bracket anyways

Given that no one here knows, anything it should be pretty even like rolling dice

It takes only a minute or two to make the picks, which is nice

like rolling a d69 or a d1000

theres a difference for me

It's like rolling a d2, 63 times

i'm fucked

@Spooky Phijkchu where do i go to pick

oh

you said it

nvm

Alright my picks are in

Now I used the numbers on the side to guess which ones would win

my bracket is airtight

I have no idea what the numbers mean

but I did subtraction from the numbers

4 down

its their ranking and record

oh

well fuck

You're fine

I balanced the bracket to give pitty points for picking underdogs

so wait

all i know is that villanova is good so i just had them as the champions

Statistically, it should work out

oh, can i change to underdogs only

They have to... win

y-yeah

but

You don't get pitty points for picking losers

so what is robs based off of

He picks the highest seed every time

The most arrogant way to play these kind of games

i alernated between highest and lowest rank when choosing

gotta get a good mix

They're all coin flips, for the most aprt

🤔 what is this game?

curious since no ones mentioned it before

We're split on that answer

ohh

the olympics

of course

The olympics is some womens sport