general

if you're gonna bomb everywhere, the oceans will flood the netherlands anyway

lost cause

trie

fire

jump ship

catch a plane

lol if you bomb canada, get ready for even more floods

you have 24 hours before I push the button

i will go down with the ship unless i move to canada before the end of times happens

man, you would need a lot of bombs to get through canada tbh

Wanna know the worst part about ww3? Since I live in New York I’m actually a prime target for mass destruction

if someone where to bomb canada, I would give xBrox a 5x higher chance of surviving then me because I live close enough to toronto that a nuke will do me in

how safe would africa be

what's worse, ebola or radiation

Honestly, no one would nuke africa, they would destroy themselves

Around blacks, never relax.

nuke key spots in africa

trie

safest place would be nunavut tbh

^^

south africa and egypt would likely be fucked

Safest place would be the moon

with what, 20k total population, and in the arctic circle

same with siberia

someone would totally nuke the moon

Reminder that any of you can go claim free land in Siberia if you go live there.

just to be a dick

to make sure the moon nazis are dead

my bets trump. Kappa

i wouldn't put it past the world leaders to have private rockets to move to a moon colony in case of emergency

because that's totally gonna help

I like the idea of nuking the moon in such a way to cause shards to hit other nations.

thats what I was thinking yeah

that would take some extremely well timed and controlled operations

It brings new meaning to the term "trick shot"

or better yet, send a ship behind the moon, blast it with a dozen nukes to break it and give it momentum towards the planet

Pika, missiles are ballistic

They would have the power of 100s of nuclear bombs.

it would, but you cant control where they land

just do some maths

Nobody had the capability to do that last time there was a nuke used Turnip

he's still in there

lmao

I wonder if he keeps his mic on in there

talking to himself

Talking to the NSA, indirectly

i feel kinda bad for the poor soul

just sitting there all alone for the rest of eternity

he left on his own accord didnt he

Yes

He did this to himself

If none of you know, March Madness starts today So I found a site which doesn't verify accounts/emails to set up a bracket picking game for the cult http://www.poolhost.com/joinpool/1/39941/Basketball

Click the link, makeup a name/email and make you picks

The ultimate goal for all of you, should be to beat Rob's bracket

i know absolutely nothing about college basketball but i'll make up a bracket anyways

Given that no one here knows, anything it should be pretty even like rolling dice

It takes only a minute or two to make the picks, which is nice

like rolling a d69 or a d1000

theres a difference for me

It's like rolling a d2, 63 times

oh

i'm fucked

@Spooky Phijkchu where do i go to pick

oh

you said it

nvm

Alright my picks are in

Now I used the numbers on the side to guess which ones would win

my bracket is airtight

I have no idea what the numbers mean

but I did subtraction from the numbers

4 down

its their ranking and record

oh

well fuck