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Clean Pirates

you're failing me

that's the thing though

pirates can be trashy or clean

there are two main types of pirates

i'm blocking you for spreading false lore Kappa

backpeddaling so hard

you have the loot-stealing dressed-up raider pirates with fancy sabres

and then you have the more populated rum-chugging take your women pirates

whats the diffrence

not much besides appearance

Look

are you trying to say all pirates are the same

this is piratism

all pirates are the same because pirates can be anything

so pirates are both all-unique and all-encompasing

can pirates be ninjas?

yes, they can be better ninjas than ninjas

We all know your a flamboyant pirate looking to raid some "Booty"

yes you all do

starnger danger?

no there is no danger

stranger saftey?

oh looks it's dinner

I have to feed my crew, karp.

hah you can't get through my halo kind of shields

at least i think

i haven't tested them out in any wars yet

and i still need to mass produce them

BUT FISHLANDIA WILL WIN

your lore jokes are worse than mine

I give up

I'll just starve

gg

and go back into my gravestone until I can raid for some booty again

I miss the glory days where pirates were the overlords of the world...

thats the thing there were no glory days

unrip fuck you umbreon I included you in my masterpiece and this is what I get

kEK

traitors in these waters

the pirate age is over m8

go back to 2016

i wasn't even in the master piece

so

yes you were you moron

honestely the modern era's disrespect is dangerous

i'm too small

i'm a big annoyace

you're gonna have kids growing up that don't want to raid for booty

i hope the first spell karp gets is corpse explosion in the campaign

clearly you are misrepresention me

boy, language sure is hard

i don't know

trie

how to spell that

misrepresenting?

inb4 my first random spell is erase on myself

or erase on the guy we are escorting

i'd imagine vinny already knows what'll happen if he doesn't show up when we meet the dwarf guy who hired us

though then i'll seduce him

at least i would try

because i want more money from him

though idk if i'll even do that

it depends

i'm bored btw

do art

if you couldn't tell since i'm actually being acive here

it will waste your time and infuriate you at the same time

i got you fam

i am happies i got my ice tea

hm 🎺 spicy

woah

spitting in your own mouth

what fetish is that

indeed