general

ok how do i sail this thing

uh

figure it out

that wasn't included in the deal

damnit i knew i should have gone with longboat instead

hm 🚬

why would you do this

what even prompted that

I was lost

in the convo

so I changed the topic

M O I S T

i hate you

i hate you all

you want find any screenshots of me saying shit like "damn I'm so hard I wanna bone my skeleton captain"

because pirates are clean

your not worthy

your pirates must be shit pirates tbh

^

what happened to the good old days

pirates being dirty was propoganda

in reality pirates were the cleanest of them all

and the royals were the dirty swine

pirates being trashy was exactly why i like them though

Clean Pirates

you're failing me

that's the thing though

pirates can be trashy or clean

there are two main types of pirates

i'm blocking you for spreading false lore Kappa

backpeddaling so hard

you have the loot-stealing dressed-up raider pirates with fancy sabres

and then you have the more populated rum-chugging take your women pirates

whats the diffrence

not much besides appearance

Look

this is piratism

all pirates are the same because pirates can be anything

so pirates are both all-unique and all-encompasing

can pirates be ninjas?

yes, they can be better ninjas than ninjas

We all know your a flamboyant pirate looking to raid some "Booty"

yes you all do

starnger danger?

no there is no danger

stranger saftey?

oh looks it's dinner

I have to feed my crew, karp.

hah you can't get through my halo kind of shields

at least i think

i haven't tested them out in any wars yet

and i still need to mass produce them

BUT FISHLANDIA WILL WIN

your lore jokes are worse than mine

I give up

I'll just starve

gg

and go back into my gravestone until I can raid for some booty again

I miss the glory days where pirates were the overlords of the world...

thats the thing there were no glory days

unrip fuck you umbreon I included you in my masterpiece and this is what I get

pirates always betrayed

kEK

traitors in these waters

the pirate age is over m8

go back to 2016

i wasn't even in the master piece

so

yes you were you moron

honestely the modern era's disrespect is dangerous

i'm too small

i'm a big annoyace

you're gonna have kids growing up that don't want to raid for booty