general

basically this

so kill both?

Think about it

You both did not do nothing, but still did something

lol

You solve both sides of the arguement

but inaction is an action

you are acting on making that inaction

so

flip a coin

let it be random

Why even flip a coin

because

or you could pull the lever in the middle

then you can not blame anything else

it could either be track a or b

If anything, you should roll a d20, and based on the result, the crazier your response should be

lol

!roll d20

That's not a number or a dice roll :|

like, for example, a 1 is you multi-track drift AND you jump in front of the train, killing all actors involved

!roll 20

@Dan K. Meme you rolled 18.

hmm

In this one, clearly you do not kill anyone, and thus can not be charged with murder

The most sane response to the situation without being alturistic

anyway I hate the trolley problem

it was my last favorite paradox

It is a moral paradox

either situation is bad

**outcome

those ones suck if you do not assume someone dying is inherently worse than no one dying

Which is why those suck for me Kappa

Well, at least this talk has acomplished something of subjective worth

my meme folder has one more situational meme I can post in case the trolley problem is ever mentioned again

Tbh it's their fault for getting in that situation anyways

not if they are tied down

I would let them die and not potentially get in trouble for murder Kappa

would you like to be tied down in the trolley problem?

hey pikachu

add magicarp to your trolley problem

Kappa

This is just one folder

there is one meme

that must die

I found bopit 9/11 immediately

there is something wrong with me

I am glad I had to look for a second or 2

Honestly, this is my favorite folder

the other folders, although also mspaint, are not as random as this bullshit is

So guess which URL campagin this image came after Kappa

the first one

"Dank Meme Dream Team Sabeem Karazeem"

whatever it was called

oh

that one

I love my naming sceme

is it really called that?

Yes

I dont rember the name

but

it was the one with the fucking monk in it

I mean, I posted a screenshot of my images

and someone was a shit monk

multitrack drifting would stop the trolley as shown in one of the memes i linked

Yeah yeah

fuck I cant remember

but this trolley is actually super stretchy

and will stretch with the tracks

the trolley is an unstoppable object leg

as will your morality either way

hey pikachu what about the kill a patient to save 5 lives spin off?

Fuck morality, has nothing to do with the fact that, objectively, it does not matter who the hell is hit

Same problem

why the fuck do I care

how do you multitrack that Keepo

Easy