general

at least unforgotten realms wont die

(the old one)

We come back to the general problem I have with the trolley problem as far as I can see

both solutions suck?

It assumes any meme dying is bad, where in reality, it does not matter what dies

All good memes dying is in no way objectively better than all bad memes dying

im fine with flipping the lever

as long as GuudeWilliesiskil isn't kil

I am fine with flipping a coin

fuck guilt

I would just fucking spam that shit

whatever happens happens

umbreon that was already kill

or

you could flip a coin

because

you might get tired

you break the lever causing the train to go on both tracks Kappa

and then you would blame your fatigue

Keepo

multi-track drifting is the only way

which is?

basically this

so kill both?

Think about it

You both did not do nothing, but still did something

lol

You solve both sides of the arguement

but inaction is an action

you are acting on making that inaction

so

flip a coin

let it be random

Why even flip a coin

because

or you could pull the lever in the middle

then you can not blame anything else

it could either be track a or b

If anything, you should roll a d20, and based on the result, the crazier your response should be

!roll d20

That's not a number or a dice roll :|

like, for example, a 1 is you multi-track drift AND you jump in front of the train, killing all actors involved

!roll 20

@Dan K. Meme you rolled 18.

hmm

In this one, clearly you do not kill anyone, and thus can not be charged with murder

The most sane response to the situation without being alturistic

anyway I hate the trolley problem

it was my last favorite paradox

It is a moral paradox

either situation is bad

**outcome

those ones suck if you do not assume someone dying is inherently worse than no one dying

Which is why those suck for me Kappa

Well, at least this talk has acomplished something of subjective worth

my meme folder has one more situational meme I can post in case the trolley problem is ever mentioned again

Tbh it's their fault for getting in that situation anyways

not if they are tied down

I would let them die and not potentially get in trouble for murder Kappa

would you like to be tied down in the trolley problem?

I do not care either way

hey pikachu

add magicarp to your trolley problem

Kappa

This is just one folder

there is one meme

that must die

I found bopit 9/11 immediately

there is something wrong with me

I am glad I had to look for a second or 2

Honestly, this is my favorite folder

the other folders, although also mspaint, are not as random as this bullshit is

So guess which URL campagin this image came after Kappa

the first one

"Dank Meme Dream Team Sabeem Karazeem"

whatever it was called

oh