general

You need something better to do Kappa

I love philosophical problems

my conclusion is to flip a coin

because fuck guilt

Of course, I am the asshole who says that objectivly it does not matter either way

So multi-track drifting is the only solution

Kappa

I have more paradoxes if you are interested pika

no memes tho

although I did learn pokemon logic Kappa

Meh, I just spent 2 hours looking at trolley problem memes

if you pull the lever you kill 5 memes, but you get a prize

Easy pick

kill 5 memes

wtf pikachu

they could be any 5 memes, and the 5 memes are most likely shit

oh

they could be my memes

all 5 of them are bopits Kappa

yeahj

could be shit like dat boi

fuck my memes

I want the pizza

Fuck, even if it was my memes

I can make more memes

I can not make prizes

not robs memes tho

I could not live without robs memes

eh

isnt phijkchu basically a meme though?

yes

kek

so you could kill phijkchu with both options

10/10

so basically

That is the point

phijkchu dies either way

lol

It could be any meme on the bottom though

so most likely it will be robs recent memes he just released

or phijkchu

which is rather well known

Very few people in the general community know of PHIJKCHU at this point

it is honestly less likely than you are giving it credit

well

at least unforgotten realms wont die

(the old one)

We come back to the general problem I have with the trolley problem as far as I can see

both solutions suck?

It assumes any meme dying is bad, where in reality, it does not matter what dies

All good memes dying is in no way objectively better than all bad memes dying

im fine with flipping the lever

as long as GuudeWilliesiskil isn't kil

I am fine with flipping a coin

fuck guilt

I would just fucking spam that shit

whatever happens happens

umbreon that was already kill

or

you could flip a coin

because

you might get tired

you break the lever causing the train to go on both tracks Kappa

and then you would blame your fatigue

Keepo

multi-track drifting is the only way

which is?

basically this

so kill both?

Think about it

You both did not do nothing, but still did something

lol

You solve both sides of the arguement

but inaction is an action

you are acting on making that inaction

so

flip a coin

let it be random