general

Kappa

i always feel like such an asshole when one of my cats comes home with a dead mouse and i just throw it in the trash can

like i'm pretty sure that's basically dinner they were looking forward to eating but it leaves such a mess when they're done

SO MUCH REGRET

The sky got all dark

And this weird thing appeared and i went to it

And now i'm fighting this thing that might be a super boss

I had a weird shadow thing hit me for 9999 rip

Down to a few characters now dodge rolling like no tomorrow

fucking lol

that paradox

i am lying

These trolly problems

holy shit

I am dying

rip

Fuck man

I just spent 2 hours on the trolley problem meme facebook page

I read every single fucking post

lol

You need something better to do Kappa

I love philosophical problems

my conclusion is to flip a coin

because fuck guilt

Of course, I am the asshole who says that objectivly it does not matter either way

So multi-track drifting is the only solution

Kappa

I have more paradoxes if you are interested pika

no memes tho

although I did learn pokemon logic Kappa

Meh, I just spent 2 hours looking at trolley problem memes

if you pull the lever you kill 5 memes, but you get a prize

Easy pick

kill 5 memes

wtf pikachu

they could be any 5 memes, and the 5 memes are most likely shit

oh

they could be my memes

all 5 of them are bopits Kappa

yeahj

fuck my memes

I want the pizza

Fuck, even if it was my memes

I can make more memes

I can not make prizes

not robs memes tho

I could not live without robs memes

eh

isnt phijkchu basically a meme though?

yes

kek

so you could kill phijkchu with both options

10/10

so basically

That is the point

phijkchu dies either way

lol

It could be any meme on the bottom though

and it is based on percentage of people who know of it

so most likely it will be robs recent memes he just released

or phijkchu

which is rather well known

Very few people in the general community know of PHIJKCHU at this point

it is honestly less likely than you are giving it credit

well

at least unforgotten realms wont die

(the old one)

We come back to the general problem I have with the trolley problem as far as I can see

both solutions suck?

It assumes any meme dying is bad, where in reality, it does not matter what dies

All good memes dying is in no way objectively better than all bad memes dying

im fine with flipping the lever

as long as GuudeWilliesiskil isn't kil

I am fine with flipping a coin

fuck guilt

I would just fucking spam that shit

whatever happens happens

umbreon that was already kill

or