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I have an itunes giftcard I got for easter

I will abuse it for ALL THE POKECOINS 😄

I don't think there is a time in this state... Zingly can confirm for me Kappa

oh shit

I ahve an itunes gift card

and an old iphone

Buy some balls

a REALLY olf iphone

nah I would buy upgrades lures or lucky eggs

I bought 100 balls

How many hours are in a poke day?

24

nice

20

or 21

if you mean the gym refresh

holy shit

just shaking my phone back and forth hatches eggs

it makes my character turn and apparently that counts as steps

gg

1. buy record player 2. tape phone to record player 3. ??? 4. PROFIT

Holy shit

that does work

or a roomba

Praise god king bopit

it onyl went up by a tiny bit

it might not be perfect

needs more testing

but you figured out how to exploit the game

good engineering

liteally

that was the dumbest thing I have ever done

but I made an observation that nmy character turns

and it looks like that counts as a step

know what its the compass

Waving you phone in front of you also works

gg

arm workout lets go

or you could go for a run

nah

Buy a robot programmed to move back and forth

tape phone to robot

sleep

i want downtown to where 4 overlapping kures were placed and hatched two eggs getting back

be woken up by loud robot

How do I eat the eggs I get? I get hungry sometimes

Random eevee

now I have 2

rip waing isnt working anymore

stealth update hotfixed it Kappa

totaly not just faulty logic

Run an electrical current next to your phone in an attempt to fuck up the gps

or something

Kappa

walk a couple miles

Learn how to teleport

then again how much arm waving is required to get .01 km

Well

I started at .7

can you watch the egg while walking?

I am now at 1.0

gg

how much are you waving?

notfast

like a foot, 2 feet?

I am probably just breaking the speed limit lol

Imperial Kappa

I am waving my arm, fully extended

and 1 second per full cycle

.01 km is 10 meters

thats a workout lol

10 m is not that bad