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My lord

i hatched a hitmonchan

I need my gps to mess up and throw me 10km so I can hatch my shit

its not going to be useful around here because we drown in drowsees

there is a speed limit pika

for eggs

you can not hatch them on the highway

Oh shit really?

yeah speedcaped

you also cant bike too fast

FeelsBadMan

I do not understand why you would ever buy pokeballs with premium money

I got 30 of them in 25 mins using pokestops

because you can get it from owning gyms

Pokemon upgrades

yeah but if you have tons of it and you need pokeballs and just want to drop an inscene

I have like 5 pokeballs

hit a pokestop

at midnight

Nice

around here it is illegal to visit parks past a certain time

Nah there probably a lure up to the one i'm by

I would just use all the pokeballs i get

rip magicarp

I have an itunes giftcard I got for easter

I will abuse it for ALL THE POKECOINS 😄

I don't think there is a time in this state... Zingly can confirm for me Kappa

oh shit

I ahve an itunes gift card

and an old iphone

Buy some balls

a REALLY olf iphone

nah I would buy upgrades lures or lucky eggs

I bought 100 balls

How many hours are in a poke day?

24

20

or 21

if you mean the gym refresh

holy shit

just shaking my phone back and forth hatches eggs

it makes my character turn and apparently that counts as steps

gg

1. buy record player 2. tape phone to record player 3. ??? 4. PROFIT

Holy shit

that does work

or a roomba

Praise god king bopit

it onyl went up by a tiny bit

it might not be perfect

needs more testing

but you figured out how to exploit the game

good engineering

liteally

that was the dumbest thing I have ever done

but I made an observation that nmy character turns

and it looks like that counts as a step

know what its the compass

Waving you phone in front of you also works

gg

gotta be a good arm workout

arm workout lets go

or you could go for a run

nah

Buy a robot programmed to move back and forth

tape phone to robot

sleep

i want downtown to where 4 overlapping kures were placed and hatched two eggs getting back

be woken up by loud robot

How do I eat the eggs I get? I get hungry sometimes

Random eevee

now I have 2

rip waing isnt working anymore