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So....

Demon: "Damn you suck."

wow

What were you expecting?

not much

“I am well aware”

"You just gonna starve here?"

“Nah, I’m sure I’ll think of something.”

“Hopefully”

Demon: "Hm..."

currently thinking

I mean

I can ask the psychic

He’s pretty smart

He may come up with something

Psychic: "Ehhhh, maybe this red fellow could help us out?"

“Right.”

“So hey, what’s you’re name?”

I just realized that I also don’t know the psychics name

If you clicked above their profile you would have the option to rename your party members.

The game defaults to their class or species until you insert your own name.

wha

ok

so I shall name this man

Cmon, this is basic rpg mechanics

the psychic should be named

hold on

gotta think of tb’s friends

Holdon: "Yes, my name's Holdon."

please no

you monster

actually this is fine

This guy is really thin and weak for a person

actually sounds like a name

He tends to walk on all 4's because his legs can't really support himself

what

the psychic?

Yeah, I mentioned that when I introduced him in the prison

oh

4 strength, 7 dexterity

very strange

Oh yeah, he fit right in

must’ve sacrificed his muscles for brain power

I guess it's like gollum

Only more human'y

And more hair

oh man

he sounds

pretty gross

So just picture that when you think through all the past events

I guess it makes sense as to why he couldn’t break open his door

because he has almost no muscle

Yep

Demon: "God, one minute."

his name is god!

He goes to talk with the tiefling accountant fellow.

They come back.

Tiefling: "Well I'm proud of you, finally solving a conflict without violence!"

sick

Demon: "Shut. Up. You. Nerd."

oof

rip accountant

/r 6d20

@taxes: 6d20 = (5+10+8+19+9+10) = 61

Tiefling: "So what I gather is that you value your own wholeness of body more than your life, but simply going back out the gate would almost certainly mean the loss of your own life."

Demon: "Yeah, and he's a pathetic little baby with nothing of worth."

: (

Tiefling: "Hey now! A fully functioning body is worth a lot these days, what with how popular necrografts are."

Tiefling: "Then I suppose a quest is in order!"

He snaps his fingers, causing a contract to appear in his hands.

oh boy a quest!

“A quest?”

“What kind of quest?”

Tiefling: "Another client I've had, very demanding he is, is having trouble with a rival in the outer planes."

fuck

I just wanna go back to the material planes

“Mhm..”

"Oh don't worry, this is in Elysium. Should be comfortable enough for you...if you can survive the mission of course."

“Well, we don’t really have any other choice but to accept this”

"Beautiful place, lots of greenery, vast open fields, scenic mountains, brimming with wildlife....which is the problem."