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Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:03 AM bot

“Yeah, fair enough. I guess I’ll just take some beer than.”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:04 AM bot

He slides over a mug filled with a a dark orange liquid. A minute later he comes back with a wooden board of rye toast smeared with onions.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM bot

delicious

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM bot

A gnome comes to sit next to you.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM bot

A gnome you say?

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM bot

"Hello there, sir!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM bot

Hello gratia

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:05 AM bot

“Hello”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM bot

"What? My name's James!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM bot

Oh no

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM bot

He holds out a gloved hand to shake

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM bot

Oh no

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM bot

Sandgem

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM bot

Sandscroll

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM bot

Fuck

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:06 AM bot

Campaign over

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM bot

/r 30d6

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM bot

@Gent: 30d6 = (1+6+6+3+4+6+5+1+1+2+3+6+1+2+1+4+6+4+1+5+1+3+3+5+4+5+5+2+3+5) = 104

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM bot

A meteor crashes down on the tavern

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM bot

woah

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM bot

Give me a reflex save

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:07 AM bot

Can I 20 this

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

You know

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

My dragon saw it coming

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

And made me leave

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

Give me a reflex save

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

oh god

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

nice

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

Okay, you passed and take half damage

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

You still die

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

fuck

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

Fine fine fine

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:08 AM bot

rip simon

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM bot

Or

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM bot

no idea what his name is

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM bot

Simon Ere for now

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:09 AM bot

Okay

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM bot

I shall be shaking jimmies hand and introducing myself

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM bot

James: "Listen, my party is heading over to those sandy ruins. You sure looked strong, with your big old dragon, and that really sour food."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM bot

Man

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:10 AM bot

Am I slap chop or the veteran

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:11 AM bot

“What’s in it for me?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:11 AM bot

James: "We give everyone an equal cut of the treasure we find!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM bot

“So, what if we were to find no treasure?”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM bot

James: "Uuuhhhh"

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM bot

He looks really uncomfortable.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:13 AM bot

James: "Adventuring...is the real reward..."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:14 AM bot

I’m going to sit there for a bit and then say

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM bot

“You know what, I’ve got nothing better to do right now. Why not?”

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM bot

my alternative was to walk away and try to get a different campaign

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM bot

James: "Oh boy! Well come on with me!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM bot

oh boy

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:15 AM bot

He runs off.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM bot

guess I’m following

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM bot

I’ll pay first

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM bot

wew

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:16 AM bot

Bartender: "Man, it sure is nice for the tough guys to look out for the suckers of our guild."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:17 AM bot

“Someone’s gotta keep them from dyin’”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:17 AM bot

Bartender: "Believe me, nobody can manage that."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:19 AM bot

“Yeah, s’pose you cant save all of them, but I’d feel bad if I just let them go out on their own”

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM bot

Bartender: "Okay, you're over selling it now."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM bot

I’m an angel

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM bot

Bartender: "Get on out there, fucking hot shot."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM bot

It’s in character

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:20 AM bot

let’s go

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM bot

-5 gold

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM bot

You're now at 165

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:21 AM bot

nice

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:22 AM bot

So you follow the eager gnome outside the guild, until you reach a sort of marketplace.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:22 AM bot

Before you are James, 2 other gnomes, and a dwarf.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:23 AM bot

James: "Well, it looks like we'll be hunting for those sandy scrolls!"

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM bot

aren’t they sand gems in this version

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM bot

you can’t trick me

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM bot

The scrolls of the sand gnoll

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:24 AM bot

So they aren’t gems?

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM bot

Dwarf: "Hey, another guy. He's a lot taller than us."

Gent Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM bot

James: "Mhmm, he's our big strong man."

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM bot

fuck

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 1:25 AM bot

I haven’t watched this campaign in so long

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