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Only 2 of them are paladins

what the fuck

im ready for daddy sieg to murder us

Actually, one is an archetype

"Holy Gun" is what it's called

I was fighting niles, THE, holy gun?!

Elves aren't good at being clerics or paladins really

should’ve been dwarves

fucking idiots

Nah, dwarves are garbage paladins too

should’ve been humans

fucking idiots

Well, I guess not "garbage", but their race gives them a penalty to charisma

elves aren’t charismatic?

That’s wild

No, dwarves aren't

wait

uhh

ok

makes sense

sorry my comprehension skills are non existent right now

Elves have a constitution penalty, and the bonuses they get to dex and int are almost never useful for paladin

therefore best paladin is goblin

Niles should be doing crazier stuff too I think

mr holy gun couldn’t handle the tongue

holy gun is to paladin what shadow dancer is to rogue

right

No

fuck

Holy gun is an archetype

It's kind of like a cross between paladin and gunslinger

huh

can I be a cross between rogue and barbarian

Classes have what's known as "archetypes", which are basically different takes on a class

It helps with making more niche builds

is gunslinger a class?

Yep

Fuck

That sounds way more fun than rogue

Like if you want a character that fights with his fists, there's a fighter archetype called "brawler"

man

I got fucked

these all sound way more fun

It's because we started this out by just fucking around with the dice command

true

this is upsetting

I could’ve been a brawler

fuck

Brawler is best for entirely different campaigns, really

like non urealms campaigns

Like going into situations where you can't just run in with a battleaxe

oh

like a concealed carry

You'd be in more bars, in the down low

but it’s your fists

or that

It'd be situations where weapons would have to be well concealed so no one suspects you

Investigating things

man, if we do another one of these things I should look into the classes

It'd take even more writing on my part too

oof

I say "writing" but

idk

hmm

I should GM next campaign

You know, I was kind of hoping to get to be a player a few times, watching how other gms do their thing, before I actually tried doing this myself

wait

You’ve never been a player before?

Well, I have

For shitty fucking games

Oof

I would GM but is probably get too attached to the characters and would try not to kill them

also

Probably not capable of it

You know, I was really hoping you'd fuck up during the mission

Otherwise nothing would happen

geez

I would’ve liked that