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i just think itd be funny if the badgers cha was higher than rusp's

“I’ve never even seen a gnoll in my life sir!”

Head Gnoll: "Go on then, tell me if you're one of them so I know if I should just slit your throat right now!"

“Ive not stolen anything from you or your people!”

Head Gnoll: he looks at you puzzled

Head Gnoll: "Well kid, I'd say you're lying if I couldn't read you like a book"

“I have words on me?”

Head Gnoll: "Huh..." he looks around you

5 int baby

The gnolls chuckles at that.

Head Gnoll: "So uh...I guess you're not one of them. What's your name, friend?"

“Oh.. my names Dlanigger”

Combat has begun.

Classic

what

now

he has nigger in the name

clearly he's not to be trusted

The head gnoll swings at you with a club.

can we just let them kill rusp? or are we obligated to help

Is this real?

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (10)+2 = 12

Am I being faked out?

Rusp dodges out of the way, but barely.

Surely the word bigger doesn’t exist in d&d

Bigger?

Since this is a surprise round, you are currently flatfooted.

That means you don't get your dex bonus added to your AC.

Another gnoll charges at you with a club.

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (11)+2 = 13

/r d8

@Gent: d8 = (8) = 8

oh no

no initiative rolls

Oh, he smashes you across the face. Your mouth is bleeding badly.

I’m just going to die, huh?

The gnoll in the back takes a position.

Now, roll for initiative.

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

9

Yep

I’m dead

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (13) = 13

15

max

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

19

Here's the gnolls

I have three fucking health left

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (16) = 16

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (12) = 12

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Ok

Here's Yune

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (16)+3 = 19

Here's Squires

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (4)+2 = 6

Oh, and here's Vag

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (13)+1 = 14

good job vag

So max ties with yune, we're gonna roll off

okay

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

well

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (13) = 13

w a s t e d 2 0

Why did I get k4ed

So max, your turn