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this shit annoys me to no end

Vag definitely does not know.

because pika

He’s rolling perfect!

its for music and commands

plus there's nowhere else to put it

She

its the best place for it

roll to see if Vag knows what a gnoll is

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

ok

so he knows more than me

fucking

she

Anything else?

unless I have to tell you that I’m eating and also feeding vag

Than no

Okay, you reach the cave entrance where 3 gnolls appear to be residing. Yune goes forward to talk with them.

The talk seems to go well, until the leading gnoll looks over to the rest of the party. His tone immediately shifts.

No darkies allowed?

Head Gnoll: "Hey you! What do you think you're doing here?"

who is he directing that to

He's glaring at rusp

oh boy

I don’t even know what a gnoll is

How is this man mad at me

Head Gnoll: "Look at me when I speak"

“Uh... who are you?”

He walks over to you.

Head Gnoll: "I'll be asking the questions. Yeah...I know your kind. You're one of those dark ones aren't you? Always coming around stealing from us."

Why does everyone hate me

2 charisma

because you're a nigger

Fair

oh

even worse

what's vag's cha btw?

i just think itd be funny if the badgers cha was higher than rusp's

“I’ve never even seen a gnoll in my life sir!”

“Ive not stolen anything from you or your people!”

Head Gnoll: he looks at you puzzled

Head Gnoll: "Well kid, I'd say you're lying if I couldn't read you like a book"

“I have words on me?”

Head Gnoll: "Huh..." he looks around you

5 int baby

The gnolls chuckles at that.

Head Gnoll: "So uh...I guess you're not one of them. What's your name, friend?"

“Oh.. my names Dlanigger”

Combat has begun.

Classic

what

now

he has nigger in the name

clearly he's not to be trusted

The head gnoll swings at you with a club.

can we just let them kill rusp? or are we obligated to help

Is this real?

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (10)+2 = 12

Am I being faked out?

Rusp dodges out of the way, but barely.

Surely the word bigger doesn’t exist in d&d

Bigger?

Since this is a surprise round, you are currently flatfooted.

That means you don't get your dex bonus added to your AC.

Another gnoll charges at you with a club.

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (11)+2 = 13

/r d8

@Gent: d8 = (8) = 8

oh no

no initiative rolls

Oh, he smashes you across the face. Your mouth is bleeding badly.

I’m just going to die, huh?

The gnoll in the back takes a position.

Now, roll for initiative.

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

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