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“I was uhhh.. looking to sell this pelt.”

Hunter: "That thing? ....boy, you sure did a patchy job of skinning the thing. Didya kill it with your bare hands or what?"

“Uhhh... I uhhHh”

Perfect response

Hunter: "Uh, right. How about I take it off your hands for 80 gold?"

“Sure!”

Overly excited

He hands you the money.

“Uhhm.. Thank you uhh.. sir”

Hunter: pinching his nose "God damn that reeks! Regrettin this already"

“Sorry abou-about that! The wolf was very dirty...”

He looks you up and down.

Hunter: "Wouldn't be one to judge if I were ya"

Oh

I see

I am a dirty lad

Not unexpected

You're currently covered in mud and dried wolf blood.

Oh, and you recovered some health over night

I only lost... 4?

I think

You get back 3

Good enough

He looks at your arms

Hunter: "Uh, how much for that one? Looks to be in one whole piece"

He’s pointing to my vag, right?

So it would seem

“Uhh s-Sorry sir, but this one here is my pet, and uhhh, really my only friend....”

Hunter: poking at Vag "Oh I see, one of them rangers I take it"

Would I know who the rangers are

It's a class

Oh

They tend to have tamed beasts with them

I see

“Uhh.. yessir.”

And with that I’ll leave

Actually

I say goodbye

And thanks

Hunter: wrinkling his nose "Don't mention it..."

Checking for traps

How could I forget

Roll plus 4

/r d20+4

@Rusp: d20+4 = (13)+4 = 17

You catch a whiff of trap

!

So you have 92 gold now

Where would one go to acquire a training kit?

God damn it

You telling me that hunters sell a training kit?

You can buy the rest of your kit at the shop

Let’s do that

Sounds good

Remember, just because it's called a "training kit" doesn't mean it'll automatically train your animal

Well

At least I’ll have he ability to do it now

Or

You get your training harness and whip for 8 gold

The hunter says he'll tell the shop keeper when he gets back

Also while I’m at it, I suppose I should buy some camp supplies

As uh

Kinda fucked me last time

The notice on the board did say you were working with a party

Oh

Fair enough

Supplies could be good later on, but for now you should be fine

Alright

Can I get a training session in with vag before I rendezvous?

Sure...you are still quite filthy

Well

Is there anywhere I can wash myself?

The inn

I guess I’ll go to the inn first

So you want a bath and a meal?

Sure

Give me a roll for your bath

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

Oh boy