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Oh

I’ll take some meat

I was planning on giving him so more mead-dipped bread

After neglecting the carcass over night, the body is crawling with flies and maggots

Worked well last time

Anything look clean?

But salvage 4 pounds of meat

That’s quite the hefty amount

It's not any filet mingnon, but it can provide sustenance

Heading out?

Nothing else to do here, might as well

You arrive at your destination in the early morning.

This town seems to be a lot more substantial than the one you'd previously visited.

Not necessarily impressive

There is an inn by the entrance, various shops line the street which leads up to an ornate church. To the side of the church appears to be a stone monument with a sword buried within it.

Excalibur?

Ok

First order of business

Find a shop to sell my wolf pelt

You find your way to a hunting shop, various drowsy men are strewn across the building.

Alright

Into the shop I go

There are a few hunters sitting inside the building, but no shop keep in sight

Alright

I’m going to approach one of the hunters and ask if the shopkeeper is around

Trying to sound not autistic

Hunter: "At this time of day, no. What are you hankerin for anyhow? Maybe we can help"

“I was uhhh.. looking to sell this pelt.”

Hunter: "That thing? ....boy, you sure did a patchy job of skinning the thing. Didya kill it with your bare hands or what?"

“Uhhh... I uhhHh”

Perfect response

Hunter: "Uh, right. How about I take it off your hands for 80 gold?"

“Sure!”

Overly excited

He hands you the money.

“Uhhm.. Thank you uhh.. sir”

Hunter: pinching his nose "God damn that reeks! Regrettin this already"

“Sorry abou-about that! The wolf was very dirty...”

He looks you up and down.

Hunter: "Wouldn't be one to judge if I were ya"

I see

I am a dirty lad

Not unexpected

You're currently covered in mud and dried wolf blood.

Oh, and you recovered some health over night

I only lost... 4?

I think

You get back 3

Good enough

He looks at your arms

Hunter: "Uh, how much for that one? Looks to be in one whole piece"

He’s pointing to my vag, right?

So it would seem

“Uhh s-Sorry sir, but this one here is my pet, and uhhh, really my only friend....”

Hunter: poking at Vag "Oh I see, one of them rangers I take it"

Would I know who the rangers are

It's a class

Oh

They tend to have tamed beasts with them

I see

“Uhh.. yessir.”

And with that I’ll leave

Actually

I say goodbye

And thanks

Hunter: wrinkling his nose "Don't mention it..."

What do you want to do next?

Checking for traps

How could I forget

Roll plus 4

/r d20+4

@Rusp: d20+4 = (13)+4 = 17

You catch a whiff of trap

!

So you have 92 gold now

Where would one go to acquire a training kit?

God damn it

You telling me that hunters sell a training kit?

You can buy the rest of your kit at the shop

Let’s do that