toxic-normies

acknowledging a game he's really into is shit

I still don’t understand why he loves the shittiest games

Maybe it’s because he knows that’s how his game would’ve turned out

Sea of thieves is something i like to watch on youtube but would never play myself

It's a disappointing game

Well, Rob likes it for roleplay

Which I guess it's actually pretty good for

On release, it looked like the shittiest game ever

Did they add anything new since

Completely honest

No

So

After a few QoL changes in the month since launch

You just have the frustrating combat

It's been pretty barren, updates haven't really added anything "new"

Hitting waves skeletons

Dig up a treasure chest

All of which just to buy aesthetic items

Like, the new update, the big "anniversary" update

Added a new store

a fishing rod

Even if it was still a shit game but had a bunch of shit thrown, it could be fun

and a harpoon gun, in case they ever add whales

Even if some enemies were completely glitched

If there was just a ton of shit to do, you could have a good time with yer mates

If the maps were full of people

(which they never fixed)

And if gold did anything

and if they fixed combat

And if gold had a purpose

>nothing to do with gold

There are 2 dozen recolored rods

And is that just for the purpose of selling fish for gold

yes

you can either cook or sell them for gold

And I'm not kidding

Give it another 2 years, maybe they'll pull a no man's sky and turn it into a real game

This is the biggest update they've done

NMS still is barely a game

but you're right, it's a lot better

fuck not that

https://youtu.be/Gd3FYEI-AFI mediocre voice actor's time to shine

15k wasnt enough

Rob should just do 100k donations every stream

i love hes doing the pay to win now

donate your entire lifes savings for this cool avatard of Gwyneth with her tits out

pika

you saying that

made me think it was actually 100k

lol

think about it

all urealms are kickstarter style stretch goals

so it is out of 200k per campaign

and each certain amount you unlock something

but no matter how much money it gets

the show always goes on

and is the same quality

UQuest had good Kickstarter stretch goals though

Especially the bridge

That's the best one

UQuest has actual justifiable expenses too

whales at 33%

These donations are a sham

For stuff like Uquest you could pay $100 to be physically a part of the game

you're a sham

Now it gets you more xp? Lame

The thing I dislike the most is how Rob refers to urealms

“$100? You must really like this dumb internet show”

Yes Rob I feel really good about my donation every time you tell me that I’m stupid for donating

I know it’s a joke, but it’s kinda bad taste to keep continuously shitting on your own projects

If you had a company with investors, would you go around saying “Hello, thank you for purchasing my shitty product”

All it shows to me is either Rob is super unconfident in his own work or he’s milking the same joke way too much, either way that doesn’t give me confidence in him considering he’s supposed to be a comedian and storyteller

guys everyone who wins the decision on what to add to the character gets access to the order of chaos forums

there are 30 (probably 60) decisions this week

we have a chance to fuck with his plans

Holy shit you’re right

We can do it lads