Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Robert Moran the Gay? I thought not. It's not a story Pika would tell you. It's a Urealms legend. Robert Moran was a Rainbow Lord of the Urealms, so insecure and so gay he could use the Force to influence his followers to become queer... He had such a knowledge of the Gay that he could even keep the ones he cared about from becoming straight. The rainbow side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be queer. He became so Gay... the only thing he was afraid of was driving everyone he cared about away, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his dominate girlfriend every way to pleasure his ass, then she killed him in his sleep. Ironic he could save others from Straight, but not himself.
