the-dump

NO

“Deadly Trap”

You don't qualify

You also don't qualify

Fuck

Is there a way to filter these?

uh

Maybe?

Hmm

You know what

I’ll just be cunning

Going for the skill monkey I see

Nah

Fucking dirty ape

Racism doesn’t exist

I didn’t actually read deep into what this does

Something about skills and hit die

You get +1 skill point every tine you roll for hp, essentially

Oh

That seems good

Do I get more than one feat?

Actually, rogues already get a shit ton of skill points

You get a bonus feat for being human

Have I made an actual useable character?

Haven't you heard the news?

ANY CHARACTER IS USABLE

Oh

Well

Have I accidentally made a good character

We haven't exactly been playing by the rules so far

Oh

That’s not good

Or is it?

Here's something that I think you want

There are race specific feats

This is definitely one that I want

I can finally have my “luck stat”

So skills

It's a bit easier to understand

K

Probably don't bother reading through it

Just invest into what seems neat

I need intimidate

So I can intimidate with my autism

Intimidate goes off charisma

I suppose that makes sense

But I always thought that was silly, so I'll give you a bonus based on how creative it is