the-dump

Holy shit

I’ll just look for a funny one

Oh

Already found it

“Childlike”

NO

“Deadly Trap”

You don't qualify

You also don't qualify

Fuck

Is there a way to filter these?

uh

Maybe?

Hmm

You know what

I’ll just be cunning

Going for the skill monkey I see

Nah

Fucking dirty ape

Racism doesn’t exist

I didn’t actually read deep into what this does

Something about skills and hit die

You get +1 skill point every tine you roll for hp, essentially

Oh

That seems good

Do I get more than one feat?

Actually, rogues already get a shit ton of skill points

You get a bonus feat for being human

Have I made an actual useable character?

Haven't you heard the news?

ANY CHARACTER IS USABLE

Oh

Well

Have I accidentally made a good character

We haven't exactly been playing by the rules so far

Oh

That’s not good

Or is it?

There are race specific feats

This is definitely one that I want

I can finally have my “luck stat”

So skills

It's a bit easier to understand

K

Probably don't bother reading through it

Just invest into what seems neat

I need intimidate

So I can intimidate with my autism

Intimidate goes off charisma

I suppose that makes sense

But I always thought that was silly, so I'll give you a bonus based on how creative it is

Nice

So you start with 8 skills points as a rogue, minus 3 because of your low intelligence, and plus 1 from cunning

Stealth is probably your best bet, especially because you get to move 40 feet every turn

That seems high

Sure put some in stealth

You're basically superhuman and subhuman at the same time

Stealth goes off your dex stat btw

Retard powers always win

Actually unstoppable

I’m not exactly sure how the skill stuff works to be honest

roll for ditto luck pls

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (6) = 6

shoot

Geese have attacked me

And I have hit one with a fishing pole

The way I've interpreted it, when you roll to perform a skill, it adds the bonus you get for the ability score it's based off as well as the amount of skill points you've invested

/r d20

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (7) = 7

Oh I see

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (6) = 6

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

Your attack hits