Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

The game defaults to their class or species until you insert your own name.

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

wha

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

ok

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

so I shall name this man

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

Cmon, this is basic rpg mechanics

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

the psychic should be named

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

hold on

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

gotta think of tb’s friends

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

Holdon: "Yes, my name's Holdon."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

please no

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

you monster

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

actually this is fine

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

This guy is really thin and weak for a person

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

actually sounds like a name

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

He tends to walk on all 4's because his legs can't really support himself

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

what

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

the psychic?

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

Yeah, I mentioned that when I introduced him in the prison

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

oh

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

4 strength, 7 dexterity

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

So my friend is just

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

very strange

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

Oh yeah, he fit right in

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

must’ve sacrificed his muscles for brain power

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

I guess it's like gollum

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

Only more human'y

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

And more hair

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

oh man

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

he sounds

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

pretty gross

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

So just picture that when you think through all the past events

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:34 PM the-dump

I guess it makes sense as to why he couldn’t break open his door

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:34 PM the-dump

because he has almost no muscle

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:35 PM the-dump

Yep

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:35 PM the-dump

Demon: "God, one minute."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:35 PM the-dump

his name is god!

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:35 PM the-dump

He goes to talk with the tiefling accountant fellow.

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:36 PM the-dump

They come back.

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:36 PM the-dump

Tiefling: "Well I'm proud of you, finally solving a conflict without violence!"

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:36 PM the-dump

sick

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:36 PM the-dump

Demon: "Shut. Up. You. Nerd."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:37 PM the-dump

oof

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:37 PM the-dump

rip accountant

taxes Jul 20, 2018 9:37 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 20, 2018 9:37 PM the-dump

@taxes: 6d20 = (5+10+8+19+9+10) = 61

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:38 PM the-dump

Tiefling: "So what I gather is that you value your own wholeness of body more than your life, but simply going back out the gate would almost certainly mean the loss of your own life."

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:38 PM the-dump

Demon: "Yeah, and he's a pathetic little baby with nothing of worth."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:38 PM the-dump

: (

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:39 PM the-dump

Tiefling: "Hey now! A fully functioning body is worth a lot these days, what with how popular necrografts are."

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:40 PM the-dump

Tiefling: "Then I suppose a quest is in order!"

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:40 PM the-dump

He snaps his fingers, causing a contract to appear in his hands.

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:40 PM the-dump

oh boy a quest!

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:41 PM the-dump

“A quest?”

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:41 PM the-dump

“What kind of quest?”

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:43 PM the-dump

Tiefling: "Another client I've had, very demanding he is, is having trouble with a rival in the outer planes."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:44 PM the-dump

fuck

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:44 PM the-dump

I just wanna go back to the material planes

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:44 PM the-dump

“Mhm..”

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:45 PM the-dump

"Oh don't worry, this is in Elysium. Should be comfortable enough for you...if you can survive the mission of course."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:46 PM the-dump

“Well, we don’t really have any other choice but to accept this”

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:46 PM the-dump

"Beautiful place, lots of greenery, vast open fields, scenic mountains, brimming with wildlife....which is the problem."

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:48 PM the-dump

"A number of terribly ferocious beasts are being harnessed for the purpose of battle within this plane. I've sent several parties out to deal with them, with varying degrees of success."

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:49 PM the-dump

"Let's say you slay...3 of these beasts, and I can promise you safe passage home with a bonus!"

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:50 PM the-dump

“This sounds all fine and dandy but uh.. what kind of beasts are we talking?”

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:50 PM the-dump

Tiefling: "Hmm...large?"

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:51 PM the-dump

Tiefling: "There's no...set design they are following."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:51 PM the-dump

Hmm

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:52 PM the-dump

"These creatures are all unique, it seems."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:52 PM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:52 PM the-dump

It’s a land of summoners

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:52 PM the-dump

With eidolons

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:53 PM the-dump

“Well, I accept your quest. Not like I had any room to say no anyways.”

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:54 PM the-dump

"It wouldn't typically be a problem if some wild animals were living out in the jungles, but it's this client of mine that demands action."

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:54 PM the-dump

I have a game theory

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

the serpent may be trying to get my eidolon killed

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

What?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

it’s just a game theory

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:56 PM the-dump

pay it no mind

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:56 PM the-dump

Your eidolon doesn't fucking matter

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 9:56 PM the-dump

: (

Gent Jul 20, 2018 9:56 PM the-dump

Summoners don't even need to use them