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Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

it’s just

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

very redneck

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

and soggy

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

A real redneck would shoot a bird out back and cook it over his car engine

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

Hey now

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

I’m not that redneck

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

the most advanced thing I’ve ever made was

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

I have made a burger full of cheese

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

Uh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

is there a problem

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

Oh uh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

I made fried rice one time

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

that sure was something

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

Do you ever just look up recipes?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

no

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

it comes from the heart

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

We live in an age where infinite knowledge is at our fingertips

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

You don't need to make the same mistakes hundreds of others have anymore

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

That's what nogs do

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

but it’s more fun this way

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

rusp should challenge gordon ramsay to a cook off Kappa

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

also less time consuming

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

I could definitely win

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

I could 100% beat him at cooking a burger

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

As grill master of most family outings I have years of experience

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

you're bluffing

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

I’m not

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

The rest of my family is drunk

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

okay rusp cook me a burger and mail it to me

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

Kappa

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

how do you like your burgers

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

well done

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

what the fuck?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

I refuse to cook a well done burger

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

that’s wasted flavor

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

it’s all about the medium rare

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:20 PM the-dump

I do not like the taste of medium rare or rare

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:20 PM the-dump

I am in shock

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

I can understand not liking rare though

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

that’s like

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

completely raw

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:22 PM the-dump

Heathens

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

you like rare?

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

Well done is much better

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

no

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

bad

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

It can be good when it comes to steak

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

actually on steak yes

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

but I’m talking burg

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

It's hard to morally justify cooking beef past medium rare period

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

it’s the one thing I know how to cook

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

morally, gent?

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

Morals don't exist

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

Yes, morally

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

you’re removing all the nature from it

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

Eat it raw like tartare or carpaccio

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:24 PM the-dump

I don’t know what either of those are

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:25 PM the-dump

I’ve heard of the first

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:25 PM the-dump

don’t actually know what it is

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:26 PM the-dump

Carpaccio is thinly sliced beef, served with capers and a little olive oil

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:26 PM the-dump

It can be quite good

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:27 PM the-dump

capers

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:27 PM the-dump

What about them?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:27 PM the-dump

I uh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:27 PM the-dump

don’t know what they are

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:27 PM the-dump

Fucking

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

Little green salty things

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

I just looked them up and I have never seen or heard of these in my life

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

is it like a bootleg olive

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

They're kind of like olives, I guess

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

You can't eat them naturally, they have to be brined

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:28 PM the-dump

Definitely a different flavor though

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:29 PM the-dump

You ever gotten a bagel with lox?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:29 PM the-dump

okay so

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:30 PM the-dump

I know what a bagel is

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:30 PM the-dump

rusp i'm starting to think you aren't very well versed in food

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:30 PM the-dump

Smoked fucking salmon

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:30 PM the-dump

Bagel, cream cheese, lox, raw red onion, capers

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:30 PM the-dump

I live in fucking Ohio

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:30 PM the-dump

There's a meal