Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 20, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

Pizza time

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

The crust may be

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

hot dog buns

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

Wha

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

RADICAL

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

ok here’s the rundown

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

we currently have nothing in our house besides sauces and hotdog buns

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

And cheese

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

so I took a hotdog bun

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

spread pizza sauce on it

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

and put cheese on it

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

and then put that in the microwave

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

gourmet cooking

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 20, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

cooking with rusp

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

It'll just get soggy won't it?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

listen gent

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

there are things you have to deal with in life

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

Well, not me

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

gent I have no idea how to cook

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

Just have parents with money, ez

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

this is nearly as advanced as my cooking gets

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

It'd probably be better to toast the bun first off

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

I don’t know man

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

There’s something about the soggy bread

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

Pizza dough is dense enough to not get soggy normally

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

Then put it on a tray before assembling the pizza part, and finish it in the toaster (assuming it's a conventional oven)

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

Microwaves draw out moisture

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

what the fuck

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

that’s way to many steps

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

It's like 2

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

exactly

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

it’s not like I’m going for quality

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

it’s a fucking pizza made with hotdog buns

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

I'd at least want it to be palatable

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

it doesn’t taste bad

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

it’s just

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

very redneck

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

and soggy

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

A real redneck would shoot a bird out back and cook it over his car engine

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

Hey now

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

I’m not that redneck

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

the most advanced thing I’ve ever made was

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

I have made a burger full of cheese

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

Uh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:12 PM the-dump

is there a problem

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

Oh uh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

I made fried rice one time

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

that sure was something

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

Do you ever just look up recipes?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

no

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:14 PM the-dump

it comes from the heart

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

We live in an age where infinite knowledge is at our fingertips

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

You don't need to make the same mistakes hundreds of others have anymore

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

That's what nogs do

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:15 PM the-dump

but it’s more fun this way

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

rusp should challenge gordon ramsay to a cook off Kappa

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

also less time consuming

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:16 PM the-dump

I could definitely win

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

I could 100% beat him at cooking a burger

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:17 PM the-dump

As grill master of most family outings I have years of experience

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

you're bluffing

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

I’m not

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

The rest of my family is drunk

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

okay rusp cook me a burger and mail it to me

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

Kappa

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

how do you like your burgers

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:18 PM the-dump

well done

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

what the fuck?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

I refuse to cook a well done burger

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

that’s wasted flavor

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM the-dump

it’s all about the medium rare

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:20 PM the-dump

I do not like the taste of medium rare or rare

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:20 PM the-dump

I am in shock

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

I can understand not liking rare though

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

that’s like

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:21 PM the-dump

completely raw

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:22 PM the-dump

Heathens

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

you like rare?

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

Well done is much better

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:23 PM the-dump

no