the-dump

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (14) = 14

goiing to chase?

a normal soldier wouldnt chase

Will I get xp if I let it run

/r d100

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d100 = (87) = 87

yes

it can run

ok

also rusp

how i calculate hp

100 - sensativity

then each attack that's above 10

does 5+ the number after 1

so a 19 is 14 damage

I see

makes sense

once you get to 10 hp

all rolls are based on cumming

roll to comprehend max

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (3) = 3

so you can technically hold forever

I see

well

Can’t believe I won!

what a great fight!

each level costs 100 EXP

you got 2 exp

Shame on you

nice

1/50th of the way there

oh

you also see some slime chunks on the ground

take some?

uh

Filth

no?

ok

I don’t need a flesh light

well I guess it's time to return to the village!

or

you hear something crash on the ground!

!!!

so you can go investigate!

or do the right thing

and go to the village!

“I must head back to the village!”

good idea

Alright, you arrive at the village, people seem to be getting back to their orderly things and some soldiers pass you, they seem to be heading for the gate.

The temple of the goddess is up ahead, it seems you're just in time

Reprehensible cretins such as yourself will be spared no mercy

oh boy!

So you're heading into the temple?

Of course! I must see Illias!

okay

"Oh just in time!"

The priest leads you to the alter and instructs you to pray.

time to pray

roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

of course

you pray

You get a vision of the goddess!

!!!

"Luka, brave warrior..."

Okay rusp

I'm going to give you the option

accept the blessing

no dont get it

wait ehat

I rolled a 2

why is she here

she's a goddess

she transcends bad rolls

I mean