the-dump

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

Wait, you're still doing this

max that worked right

uhhh

sure

yes

luka is competent

awesome

nice

you see slime fly off

her turn

things are looking up

a blowjob is comming your way

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

it misses

wow!

I am rolling very well!

your turn

I’d like to flail my sword at it again

ok

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

oh boy!

you get a few hits in, she looks really weak

she's going to try to run away

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (14) = 14

goiing to chase?

a normal soldier wouldnt chase

Will I get xp if I let it run

/r d100

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d100 = (87) = 87

yes

it can run

ok

also rusp

how i calculate hp

100 - sensativity

does 5+ the number after 1

so a 19 is 14 damage

I see

makes sense

once you get to 10 hp

all rolls are based on cumming

roll to comprehend max

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (3) = 3

so you can technically hold forever

I see

well

Can’t believe I won!

what a great fight!

each level costs 100 EXP

you got 2 exp

Shame on you

nice

1/50th of the way there

oh

you also see some slime chunks on the ground

take some?

uh

Filth

no?

oh

ok

I don’t need a flesh light

well I guess it's time to return to the village!

or

you hear something crash on the ground!

!!!

so you can go investigate!

or do the right thing

and go to the village!

“I must head back to the village!”

good idea

Alright, you arrive at the village, people seem to be getting back to their orderly things and some soldiers pass you, they seem to be heading for the gate.