the-dump

perhaps

do we actually need classes

So am I stronger than max?

yes to both

wow

the classes do nothing

but im part cyborg

i rolled higher

but he’s as strong as a baby!

Baby>kitten

cat*

roll to just kill gent's character right away

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (6) = 6

damn it

classes only decide a single passive

Roll to be immortal

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

roll to be immortal

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

damn it

you will be immortal for your whole life

roll to nuke the universe

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (10) = 10

but you can die from outside forces

and internal forces

You're a cyborg, you're already half immortal

roll to make this campaign only use coins

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (6) = 6

damn it

pick classes quick

I'm going melee of course

Necromancer

Give me a class name and I’ll give you a passive

alright

Bloodrager

Your person can raise other spiders from the dead, as long as you inject venom pre death

Gent

You get a +2 to attack rolls if you attacked and hit the previous turn

Do you know what bloodragers even are?

no

this is RusP

Fine, I'll go more normie

n o r m i e

fuck

Vigilante?

Ok uh

I may need slight backstory for this

why are you a vigilante

Fucking

I'm so old, I've seen countless injustices throughout life

Alright

You deal 1.5x damage to criminals and wrongdoers

I really hate spiders

They're the worst filth of this world

Max is alright because she's a cyborg who rejects her heritage

ok

I think we’re ready

Unless either of you want to roll for some random power

Roll for secret weakness

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (3) = 3

I felt a low roll coming

you do not have a secret weakness

I had to get it out with something

Ok so

Stats in this game are decided by d100

so 6d100

Max isn't here is she

probably not

I feel like these rp games only last until people become too embarrassed with themselves

Perhaps

can’t really start until she comes back

/r 6d100

@taxes: 6d100 = (61+33+56+14+35+41) = 240

rip