the-dump

alright

Okay so a mantis and a cat sized cyborg spider

I’m assuming female

Of course

I wanna live

After sex

I neglected to mention that all bugs are human sized in this world

what

Boring

that was a joke

don’t worry

okay are the cats bigger then

so im even bigger

You are the size of a kitten

final boss should be a human

i rolled a 20 on being cat sized

Kitten?

a kitten is a cat

Nice gent 20s

Roll to be a regular sized mantis with strength proportional to a human

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Nice

You have the strength of a newborn

much stronger than a bug

and max

You can be slightly bigger than a kitten

I just don’t want giant cat sized spiders

Kitty spider?

nice

perhaps

do we actually need classes

So am I stronger than max?

yes to both

wow

the classes do nothing

but im part cyborg

i rolled higher

but he’s as strong as a baby!

cat*

roll to just kill gent's character right away

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (6) = 6

damn it

classes only decide a single passive

Roll to be immortal

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

roll to be immortal

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

damn it

you will be immortal for your whole life

roll to nuke the universe

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (10) = 10

but you can die from outside forces

and internal forces

You're a cyborg, you're already half immortal

roll to make this campaign only use coins

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (6) = 6

damn it

pick classes quick

I'm going melee of course

Necromancer

Give me a class name and I’ll give you a passive

alright

Bloodrager

max

Your person can raise other spiders from the dead, as long as you inject venom pre death

Gent

You get a +2 to attack rolls if you attacked and hit the previous turn

Do you know what bloodragers even are?

no

this is RusP

Fine, I'll go more normie

n o r m i e

fuck