the-dump

“I mean, you’re welcome to check if you want to face a potentially infuriated king and queen.”

"Eh, it's not like the fire will hurt us right? Guess we can all just stick around."

oh boy

"Sure, how about I get us a round of ale?"

Psychic: "....cough"

“That sounds great, but we must decline. We’ve got some fairly urgent business to take care.”

The demon goes over to the tankard and starts filling up 4 stone mugs.

get denied

"What's a matter? You aint afraid of a little fire are you?"

“Nah, it’s not that. It’s just we’ve got some guys we were supposed to meet up with right around now”

Psychic: "Grrrg...mfffrs"

Give me a bluff check

alright

hey actually!

I have skill points available to use right

we forgot to do that

Bluff isn't a class skill for you

fuck

You can put a point into it, but it's just gonna be a +1

I will put a singular point into it though

that's still 5% added to any roll you make

So give me a +4 roll

/r d20+4

@Rusp: d20+4 = (2)+4 = 6

of course

as usual

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (14) = 14

wew

good stuff

".....What's the hurry?"

"She mad at you?"

"You piss off the king?"

"Or..."

I’d like to shoot him the face with my crossbow

The other demon sets down his mugs

Oh

we don’t fucking play around here gent

You're a good boy?

theyre demons

@Gent: d20 = (5) = 5

Alright then

give me an attack roll

He's not reacting in time for this

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

oh baby

Roll damage

crossbow was d8 right

Yeah

/r d8

@Rusp: d8 = (3) = 3

oh darn

You get a +1 to all melee attacks now

wait I do

fuck

Psychic: "Hmmrgrgrtgr!"

He backs off feigning confusion

so convincing

Wait no, all attacks in general

oh boy

4 damage

that's called your base attack bonus, your BAB for short

Demon #1: "FUCKING COCKSUCKER! CAN'T TRUST ANYONE!"

Roll init

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (15) = 15

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (14)-1 = 13

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (17)-1 = 16

/r d20-2

@Gent: d20-2 = (11)-2 = 9

shit

So demon 2 is going first

I could’ve used rusty chains and tried to bind them together

barbed

mistakes have been made

He pulls out what looks like an thin aluminum pipe and blows through it

/r d20+2