the-dump

“Yep”

"Good. Now remember to keep yourself covered up and-"

/r 4d6

@Gent: 4d6 = (6+1+2+2) = 11

don’t kill my friend

You hear a blaze of fire coming closer.

"and let's get the fuck out of here!"

alrighty

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (8+9+10+17+2+4) = 50

A pair of demon creatures are walking down the halls.

"Man, that was fucking rad! Did you see the eagle rip through Kyle's wings like that!?!?"

"Dude....he died from that..."

Teenage demons?

"Yeah yeah yeah, But it was so sick!"

"That's fucked up man..."

"Hey, is it all clear around the barracks?"

they walk up to you

oh boy

“Yeah, looks like a bomb went off in there though.”

worlds highest illusion

"Oh, that's the king's wife I think."

"Strange, she doesn't usually come down like this..."

"Shit, she must be burning down the upper floor!"

hmm

that sounds bad

"What the hell happened up there?"

“Not really sure, we didn’t go much farther than the barracks. It sounded like fighting had ceased so we just assumed some other guys took care of it.”

"The fire's getting closer...you sure it's all taken care of?"

“I mean, you’re welcome to check if you want to face a potentially infuriated king and queen.”

"Eh, it's not like the fire will hurt us right? Guess we can all just stick around."

oh boy

"Sure, how about I get us a round of ale?"

Psychic: "....cough"

“That sounds great, but we must decline. We’ve got some fairly urgent business to take care.”

The demon goes over to the tankard and starts filling up 4 stone mugs.

get denied

"What's a matter? You aint afraid of a little fire are you?"

“Nah, it’s not that. It’s just we’ve got some guys we were supposed to meet up with right around now”

Psychic: "Grrrg...mfffrs"

alright

hey actually!

I have skill points available to use right

we forgot to do that

Bluff isn't a class skill for you

fuck

You can put a point into it, but it's just gonna be a +1

I will put a singular point into it though

that's still 5% added to any roll you make

So give me a +4 roll

/r d20+4

@Rusp: d20+4 = (2)+4 = 6

of course

as usual

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (14) = 14

wew

good stuff

".....What's the hurry?"

"She mad at you?"

"You piss off the king?"

"Or..."

I’d like to shoot him the face with my crossbow

The other demon sets down his mugs

Oh

we don’t fucking play around here gent

You're a good boy?

theyre demons

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (5) = 5

Alright then

give me an attack roll

He's not reacting in time for this

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

oh baby

Roll damage

crossbow was d8 right

Yeah

/r d8