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Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

yeah

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

/r d2!

Sidekick BOT Jul 9, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d2! = (2+1) = 3

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

no

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

BRB

Gent Jul 9, 2018 8:26 PM the-dump

You're not welcome back

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:50 PM the-dump

oh

Gent Jul 9, 2018 8:51 PM the-dump

/r 6d25

Sidekick BOT Jul 9, 2018 8:51 PM the-dump

@Gent: 6d25 = (1+14+19+21+18+5) = 78

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:54 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 9, 2018 8:54 PM the-dump

@Rusp: 6d20 = (8+12+8+9+4+14) = 55

Gent Jul 9, 2018 8:55 PM the-dump

/r d20-1

Sidekick BOT Jul 9, 2018 8:55 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20-1 = (4)-1 = 3

Gent Jul 9, 2018 8:55 PM the-dump

/r d21-1

Sidekick BOT Jul 9, 2018 8:55 PM the-dump

@Gent: d21-1 = (21)-1 = 20

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:57 PM the-dump

woah

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:58 PM the-dump

roll for rat damage

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:58 PM the-dump

/r d4

Sidekick BOT Jul 9, 2018 8:58 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d4 = (3) = 3

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:58 PM the-dump

That is indeed the total amount of damage the rat did

Gent Jul 9, 2018 8:58 PM the-dump

Actually, I was giving him reduced damage so he did 0

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:59 PM the-dump

oh

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 8:59 PM the-dump

When you told me to roll 16 dice for the skeleton

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:00 PM the-dump

What did you mean

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:00 PM the-dump

Because you crit

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:00 PM the-dump

Roll 16 dice for damage

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:00 PM the-dump

He was already at low health

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

What was the skeletons damage?

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

well

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

hit die

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

Hit die? 1?

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

I have no idea what I’m talking about tbh

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

Hit die=the amount of die rolled for health

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

oh

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

Is it just called an attack die or something

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

His sheet says he rolls 1 d8, giving him 6 hp total

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

Damage dice I guess

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

Ah

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

I see

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

It says his scimitar deals a d6

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

So

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

That would’ve been 16d6

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

for damage

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

Sure I guess

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

Bopit used these things called crit cards for his campaign

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

When you roll a crit, he draws one of those cards for the effect

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:05 PM the-dump

One of them was decapitation, which is just an insta-kill for 90% of enemies

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:05 PM the-dump

It was fucking stupid

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:05 PM the-dump

yeah

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:05 PM the-dump

sounds like it

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:05 PM the-dump

also

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:05 PM the-dump

A lot of the time we'd a get a card that doesn't make any sense

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:05 PM the-dump

/r 16d6

Sidekick BOT Jul 9, 2018 9:05 PM the-dump

@Rusp: 16d6 = (4+1+6+2+5+4+3+3+6+2+4+3+4+1+3+3) = 54

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:06 PM the-dump

now THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:06 PM the-dump

"You rolled a crit fail trying to stab this guy....the crit card says you're deafened"

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:06 PM the-dump

Wha

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:06 PM the-dump

That

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:06 PM the-dump

That happened to me

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:06 PM the-dump

That’s fucking stupid

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:06 PM the-dump

They should have like categories so that it makes sense

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:07 PM the-dump

And it was when our entire party was beating on 1 shithead

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:07 PM the-dump

You know

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:07 PM the-dump

your skeleton technically didn't even die from the firestorm

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:07 PM the-dump

wait

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:07 PM the-dump

Really?

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:08 PM the-dump

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Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:08 PM the-dump

It only had 1 more turn left as a summon, but yeah it was fine

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:09 PM the-dump

wow

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:09 PM the-dump

I want to be able to summon an army of skeletons all at once

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:09 PM the-dump

I can finally command all the bones

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:09 PM the-dump

Not a very aasimar thing to do

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:09 PM the-dump

but

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:09 PM the-dump

ok

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:09 PM the-dump

fine

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:09 PM the-dump

you’re right

Gent Jul 9, 2018 9:10 PM the-dump

I was gonna let you level up and all, so you can put a level into undead lord if you want

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:10 PM the-dump

Mmm

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:10 PM the-dump

Wouldn’t make sense

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:10 PM the-dump

And is not really compatible with my monologue

Rusp Jul 9, 2018 9:10 PM the-dump

Of being a just man