the-dump

yes

just let me have fun

No

That's why I'm GM

I have a gambling addiction

this is my free alternative

don’t make fun of me

this is the equivalent of like

a nicotine patch

Which is also bad

yeah well

it’s not as bad

I’d be playing scratch offs all day if it weren’t for this

Life is a gamble

Realize this and reach enlightenment

I’m not taking philosophical advice from some toxic guy

doesn’t even think men can wear flowers on their head

weirdo

/r d2!

@Rusp: d2! = (1) = 1

yeah

/r d2!

@Rusp: d2! = (1) = 1

yeah

Flowers are toxic

/r d2!

@Rusp: d2! = (1) = 1

yeah

/r d2!

@Rusp: d2! = (1) = 1

yeah

/r d2!

@Rusp: d2! = (2+1) = 3

no

BRB

You're not welcome back

oh

/r 6d25

@Gent: 6d25 = (1+14+19+21+18+5) = 78

/r 6d20

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (4)-1 = 3

/r d21-1

@Gent: d21-1 = (21)-1 = 20

woah

roll for rat damage

/r d4

@Rusp: d4 = (3) = 3

That is indeed the total amount of damage the rat did

Actually, I was giving him reduced damage so he did 0

When you told me to roll 16 dice for the skeleton

What did you mean

Because you crit

Roll 16 dice for damage

He was already at low health

What was the skeletons damage?

well

hit die

Hit die? 1?

I have no idea what I’m talking about tbh

Hit die=the amount of die rolled for health

oh

Is it just called an attack die or something

His sheet says he rolls 1 d8, giving him 6 hp total

Damage dice I guess

Ah

I see

It says his scimitar deals a d6

So

That would’ve been 16d6

for damage

Sure I guess

Bopit used these things called crit cards for his campaign

When you roll a crit, he draws one of those cards for the effect

One of them was decapitation, which is just an insta-kill for 90% of enemies

It was fucking stupid

yeah

sounds like it

also