the-dump

son of a

phew

Ok

Ok

Being sick doesn't make you less charismatic

I’m terrified is all

+3

Or +5 with the +2 thing

+5

Please game

I've taken it into account before btw

I’ve never wanted a roll so badly in my life before

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (4)+5 = 9

i

oof

I give up

I quit this campaign

it’s over

And tonight, there will be no winners at takeshi's castle

yeah

Lets

Not continue

I don’t have the heart

just assume my guy dies

Psychic: "Yeah...look at yourself....becoming a monster, for.....revenge? Revenge on who? For what? Now you're bitin people-....you've never even met..."

Your god can do something if you want

My god?

*dog

No I’m done

I’ve given up

Stop

THAT WAS MY GUYS MOVE!

You want the dog to do anything?

HE SURRENDERED!

Oh...is that so?

i don't think that's how dogs work

if it's a real dog

It's a summon

You know what

Fine

Well, your nigger-mutt is gonna keep tearing away at the dead body then

I’m going to stand up

I’m going to look him in the eyes

And I’m going to say

Uh

“You know what.. I know you’re not going to listen to me.. you’re too far gone. So if I’m going to save my friend.. I’m going to have to fight for it.”

I don’t know man

"Save...your friend?"

Psychic: "Geeze, what a reveal." rolling his eyes

who said this

The tortoise said the first part

SO

Yep

The psychic will of course assist in placating the tortoise on his turn, as anyone would be allowed to do

oh

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (20)+1 = 21

HOLY

THING HAPPENED

I was gonna say "only a 20 would do anything"

ITS HAPPENED

HES DONE IT

THE MADMAN

FAITH RESTORED

REVIVAL

It’s not an attack!

no

xD

xD

wew

This

The tortoise spits out his hand.

Fuckig

I gave a long ass monologue

Tortoise: "...Heheh.....hehehehe...."

Got a 9

this guy

"Taking a bullet are you?....sniffle"