the-dump
Hello Faker
Sunday, July 8, 2018
“Listen... I know you must be pissed about the loss of your great grandchildren and I can understand you wanting to kill me and all, but if you will allow me one last request, I would like you to not attack this man. This man has done nothing to hurt you or your family and is unrelated to all of this. So... I want to say I’m sorry for all that I’ve done to hurt you.. but! More importantly coughs I want to thank you. The whole reason I started adventuring in the first place was that I wanted to be a hero, I wanted to save others. I thought all it took to be a hero was to be strong, to have ability, to help the weak. But you’ve helped me realize something.. cough being a hero isn’t about any of that. Being a hero is about selflessness... it’s about putting others lives ahead of your own.. it’s about pain and sacrifice in order to save others. I.. I’ve been wandering all of my life acting like I was content being nothing, and not knowing where to go next. But.. that cough that was a lie. I’ve always wanted to be a hero, and up until now, I felt that I couldn’t be one, like I wasn’t fit to be one. It was almost as if something was missing. You’ve helped me realize what I was missing this whole time. It was bravery and selflessness, and you... you’ve helped me realize that. So as my last wish, I’d like to ask you to spare my friend here, and to only take me. And finally... thank you. I can die content knowing that I’ll go out knowing what it means to be a true hero.”
oof
i don't think that's how dogs work
if it's a real dog