the-dump

Sure, I guess

Now you won't have a turn to save yourself, but alright

I’d like to hold my arms out in a “you shall not pass” kind of pose

right

Okay

and now

it’s time for my monologue

Which can resume on your turn

Wait what

Your turn is like right after this

Oh ok

this is fine

It's just so this makes more sense

Skeleton's turn

You might have just saved your buddy from losing an arm

oh boy

skeleton is going to slice at the ghoul lad

Also

Can he take a 5 foot step to get inbetween the ghoul and us

Of course

oh boy

the plan may come together

Now the ghoul can't escape him even with his own 5 foot step

alright

Skelingtonton will now slice at ghoul man

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

WOW

NO

MY 20

AGAIN

SKELETON

WHY

What

I NEED THAT

FOR MY MONOLOGUE

YOU BITCH

ROLL AGAIN

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

CRIIIIIITTTTTT

I HATE THIS SKELETON

FUCK THIS MAN

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

ROLL 16 DICE

WHAT?

You cut the ghoul's head off

16?!?

HOLY SHIT

THATS BAD ASS

Doesn't matter really

OK

WELL

FUCK

And the skeleton is immune to the disease

Good rolls have been used

ok

My turn then?

The skeleton then removes the crown from the ghoul, and places it on his own head.

BOPEN

I HAVE BOPEN COMPANION

wait

That makes no sense

He didn’t pick up a sword?

Did the guy have a golden sword?

No

damn

Not bopen

He spawned with a scimitar

Bopen is fucking homosexual

None of that shti, ty

But if I had bopen this would be a win fight

won

Now the slime

is still stuck

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (4)+3 = 7

He grabs for the skeleton, but stops short when he sees the severed head of his companion.

The slime gurgles in sadness.

NOW