the-dump

Also before you do your whatever

I’m going to hop in the shower quick

Revenant-Tortoise: "Do you know this feeling? It's a pain an unending pain, a pain that death can't even stop."

"Allow me to share."

Go shower

Ok

I’m back

And in the shower I formulated a plan that involves a long and contrived monologue

I'm eating right now, so this may go a bit slower

Oh goodie!

But first

/r d20+6

@Gent: d20+6 = (15)+6 = 21

mmm

Good

His head snaps out at the psychic's arm, but as he does so a magic energy radiates out. The spell stoneskin is triggered by his ring of protection.

woah

Is that knickers?

Psychic: muttering "You worthless shitbag, for the love of god get out of your emo-phase and help!"

So you've held your action from last round, care to do anything?

Uh yeah sure

I’m going to stumble over in between the turtle and the mage

I’m imagining I’m stumbling due to being extremely sick right now

Makes enough sense

am I there

You still have more dex than the mage

Christ

Sure, I guess

Now you won't have a turn to save yourself, but alright

I’d like to hold my arms out in a “you shall not pass” kind of pose

right

Okay

and now

it’s time for my monologue

Which can resume on your turn

Wait what

Your turn is like right after this

Oh ok

this is fine

It's just so this makes more sense

You might have just saved your buddy from losing an arm

oh boy

skeleton is going to slice at the ghoul lad

Also

Can he take a 5 foot step to get inbetween the ghoul and us

Of course

oh boy

the plan may come together

Now the ghoul can't escape him even with his own 5 foot step

alright

Skelingtonton will now slice at ghoul man

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

WOW

NO

MY 20

AGAIN

SKELETON

WHY

What

I NEED THAT

FOR MY MONOLOGUE

YOU BITCH

ROLL AGAIN

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

WOW

CRIIIIIITTTTTT

I HATE THIS SKELETON

FUCK THIS MAN

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

ROLL 16 DICE

WHAT?

You cut the ghoul's head off

16?!?

HOLY SHIT

THATS BAD ASS

Doesn't matter really

OK

WELL