the-dump

oh boy

Lockjaw is fun

That's not doing anything

aw

The psychic....

Go get em buddy

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

man

Okay, he's getting the hell away from you and the turtle

Was that like a loyalty roll or something

It was to see what he had in his pockets

mmm

Fucking

Hey wait a second

What

I should have +2 on all rolls

Yeah, you do

Mmm

okay

understandable

Not your summons

I wish my dragon boy were here

he’d save me

You can also cast daylight

uh

that’s uh

real useful

It's useless if you never try to fucking do anything

I thought that all that did was light up rooms?

It creates a large light source

I could

It's a level 3 spell

attempt to use it as a flare?

like

The spell flare

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ah I

Could throw it at the slime

Maybe it’s hot!

Well, the light doesn't create heat

I think

could I use daylight and attack

In the same turn

No

Oh

Man where’s that angel that appeared in my dreams at

they could save me

It was on you to save yourself

Now...

What is this shit doing

Attack slime....or attack turtle...

I’d imagine that he’d attack the slime

As the turtle probably only wants to kill me

/r d2

@Gent: d2 = (2) = 2

Okay then

Psychic: "Oi, listen here big guy!"

He steps out in the tortoise's path

Oh no

He expends another phrenic point

Mmm

I don’t know how I feel about this

Psychic: "Now, I don't the dispute here, but it seems as though you expected too much out of the lad here."

Psychic: "We don't all know our way through life, we go where the tide takes us. If he were to take a bullet for yer kids, then what would be left for him? Just the worms, that's what."

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (5)+5 = 10

Well, he tried

man

we are dead

Now the tortoise gets his turn

we are so fucking dead

Also before you do your whatever

I’m going to hop in the shower quick

Revenant-Tortoise: "Do you know this feeling? It's a pain an unending pain, a pain that death can't even stop."

"Allow me to share."

Go shower

Ok

I’m back

And in the shower I formulated a plan that involves a long and contrived monologue