the-dump

I don’t understand what you expect from me when all I can do is message

I’m not stabbing him

I’ll get hit by his shield no matter what

I’d have to roll like a 20

My god

Do nothing then

Fuck it

I just

I sincerely am not trying to be a shit right now

I just have no idea what I could possibly do

Alright

Dog's turn

dog will bite at ghoul

Roll for it

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

nevermind

No, that should hit I think

oh

Yeah, roll damage

Uh

What was that again

D6+2?

Roll it

/r d6+2

@Rusp: d6+2 = (4)+2 = 6

well

at least he’s doing something

Being the nigbull he is, the dog leaps up and starts savaging the ghoul's neck.

Roll a fort save

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

He fights through the disease and keeps biting.

oh boy

Lockjaw is fun

That's not doing anything

aw

The psychic....

Go get em buddy

/r d20

man

Okay, he's getting the hell away from you and the turtle

Was that like a loyalty roll or something

It was to see what he had in his pockets

mmm

Fucking

Hey wait a second

What

I should have +2 on all rolls

Yeah, you do

Mmm

okay

understandable

Not your summons

I wish my dragon boy were here

he’d save me

You can also cast daylight

uh

that’s uh

real useful

It's useless if you never try to fucking do anything

I thought that all that did was light up rooms?

It creates a large light source

I could

It's a level 3 spell

attempt to use it as a flare?

like

The spell flare

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ah I

Could throw it at the slime

Maybe it’s hot!

Well, the light doesn't create heat

I think

could I use daylight and attack

In the same turn

No

Oh

Man where’s that angel that appeared in my dreams at