Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:22 PM the-dump

Why the fuck are his stats like 4 times as good

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

Its shell is completely fractured, as if it couldn't keep up with his massive growth. He has devilish spikes along his face, limbs, and back; all of which are leaking blood.

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

Oh no

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

we are uh

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

probably fucked

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (5)+3 = 8

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

these stats make no sense for the fucking tortoise

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

17 dex tortoise

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

20 int

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

Revenant-Tortoise: "I made a deal with that accursed dragon, Seems I'm not the only one that wants you dead!"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:25 PM the-dump

“I’m sorry that I couldn’t save your great grandchildren! What did you want me to do?!”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:25 PM the-dump

Ghoul: "Oh, excellent! I love a good bit of drama!"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:25 PM the-dump

“I.. I didn’t want them to die man!”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:26 PM the-dump

Revenant-Toroise: "Take the hit, die, I don't fucking care! We all sacrifice ourselves for the next generation!"

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:26 PM the-dump

"Any man would do it, but you."

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:27 PM the-dump

"Do you know how much I suffered, to raise 3 generations of my kind?"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:27 PM the-dump

“I..l”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:27 PM the-dump

He lets out a monstrous roar.

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:27 PM the-dump

"FUCK IT ALL!!!"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

“Would you have sacrificed yourself for my great grandchildren?!”

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

“If you were my age?”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

"I-I-"

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

Give me a charisma check

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

“I’m still young! I didn’t know what to do!”

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

ok

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

uh

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

+3

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

please

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

For the love of all that’s holy

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

my guys life teeters in this roll

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

AH

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

FUCK

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20+3 = (3)+3 = 6

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

NO

Dan K. Meme Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

fucked

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

FUCK

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

I’m dead

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

good campaign baby

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

"You-you know you're guilty!""

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

“I-I’m so sorry...”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

NOW it's the rat's turn

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

oh boy

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

I can tell you're excited

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

Let’s miss or do 0 damage

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

attacking ghoul

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (13) = 13

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

Why couldn’t I get that

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

on the important roll

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

fuck you rat

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

Roll damage

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

/r d4

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d4 = (1) = 1

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

GOOD JOB

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

GOOD FUCKIG JOB

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

WHAT A USEFUL FUCKING SUMMON

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

AWESOME

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

He lifts up his leg with rat attached and wriggles it around.

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (20)+3 = 23

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (11)+3 = 14

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

AWESOME

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

THE RAT IS DEAD

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

finally

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

He flings it across the room, impaling it on the twisted metal.

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

oh well

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:32 PM the-dump

not much was lost tbh

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

He's gonna take a 5-foot step towards you, and just lay a hand on you.

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

what

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

Give me a fort save

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

How were we this close

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

that makes 0 sense

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

Fucking hell

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

You were next to him, then stepped back 5 feet

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

He closed the gap

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:33 PM the-dump

Give a fort save

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:34 PM the-dump

One please

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:34 PM the-dump

/r d20