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Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:20 PM the-dump

OOF

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:20 PM the-dump

aw

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:20 PM the-dump

he swipes out with a slimy arm

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:20 PM the-dump

That's all

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:20 PM the-dump

rat

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:20 PM the-dump

Wait

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:20 PM the-dump

oh boy

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:20 PM the-dump

BONES

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

Someone shows up at the stairwell

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

@Gent: 6d20 = (8+17+16+20+14+5) = 80

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

Is it a dragon?

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

Oh no

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

huh

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

Oh hod

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

"YOU!"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

oh god

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

oh no

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

You hear thundering steps

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

"I knew I would find you here!"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

Wait

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:21 PM the-dump

What

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:22 PM the-dump

A large bloodied tortoise stomps into the room.

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:22 PM the-dump

Stop

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:22 PM the-dump

Why the fuck are his stats like 4 times as good

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

Its shell is completely fractured, as if it couldn't keep up with his massive growth. He has devilish spikes along his face, limbs, and back; all of which are leaking blood.

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

Oh no

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

we are uh

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

probably fucked

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (5)+3 = 8

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

these stats make no sense for the fucking tortoise

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

17 dex tortoise

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

20 int

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

Revenant-Tortoise: "I made a deal with that accursed dragon, Seems I'm not the only one that wants you dead!"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:25 PM the-dump

“I’m sorry that I couldn’t save your great grandchildren! What did you want me to do?!”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:25 PM the-dump

Ghoul: "Oh, excellent! I love a good bit of drama!"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:25 PM the-dump

“I.. I didn’t want them to die man!”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:26 PM the-dump

Revenant-Toroise: "Take the hit, die, I don't fucking care! We all sacrifice ourselves for the next generation!"

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:26 PM the-dump

"Any man would do it, but you."

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:27 PM the-dump

"Do you know how much I suffered, to raise 3 generations of my kind?"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:27 PM the-dump

“I..l”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:27 PM the-dump

He lets out a monstrous roar.

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:27 PM the-dump

"FUCK IT ALL!!!"

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

“Would you have sacrificed yourself for my great grandchildren?!”

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

“If you were my age?”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

"I-I-"

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

Give me a charisma check

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

“I’m still young! I didn’t know what to do!”

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

ok

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

uh

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

+3

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

please

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:28 PM the-dump

For the love of all that’s holy

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

my guys life teeters in this roll

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

AH

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

FUCK

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20+3 = (3)+3 = 6

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

NO

Dan K. Meme Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

fucked

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

FUCK

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

I’m dead

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

good campaign baby

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:29 PM the-dump

"You-you know you're guilty!""

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

“I-I’m so sorry...”

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

NOW it's the rat's turn

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

oh boy

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

I can tell you're excited

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

Let’s miss or do 0 damage

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

attacking ghoul

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:30 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (13) = 13

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

Why couldn’t I get that

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

on the important roll

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

fuck you rat

Gent Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

Roll damage

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

/r d4

Sidekick BOT Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d4 = (1) = 1

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

GOOD JOB

Rusp Jul 8, 2018 9:31 PM the-dump

GOOD FUCKIG JOB