the-dump

"Normally I have to ask before someone gives me a slave"

"Ah, who am I kidding? I just take em anyway!"

wow

terrible guy

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (4)+5 = 9

good job ghoul

you’re really doing work

He turns around and shoots a disease ray at you. You duck just in time and it splatters against the wall. A bit of slime drips down on your head.

yuck

Your rat gets an attack of opportunity now

woah!

What about my dog?

Not yet, it didn't have its first turn

Fuck

It was just brough into this world

He’s still going for that artery

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

welp

It’s okay rat

"That's it, keep biting right there."

You can’t all be winners

I’ve got one more summon left after this

shit

Your turn

summoning a

hmm

H U M A N S K E L E T O N

Uh, you'll either have to cast this defensively or take an attack of opportunity

Why?

Can’t I just summon another thing with him

because you're casting while adjacent to him

I’m adjacent?

What?

Oh, and you get an attack of opportunity against him

Give a roll

where the fuck am I?

You swung off the chandelier and landed behind him

But like

barrer

fuck

Yeah, you used the shield to block the slime

barrier

That's why you had to go behind him

Uh

Okay

I guess I’ll stab him with my attack of opportunity

You do remember what his shield does, right

Uh

I

What

Well, I guess you don't quite know yet

So to be clear

I’m not inside of the shield then?

No, not right now

oh okay

I’ll just summon a

So no attack?

I don’t trust this barrier

Alright, you can take a 5 foot step back before casting though

let’s do that

blood human skeleton

I’m going to look at what I can summon again quick

Yeah yeah

That thing is alive right

Not just like

A random skeleton

that is dead

It's undead

Alrighty

It even has a scimitar on its sheet

Holy shit

And armor

Skeleton pirate?

I love wizards 101

Yeah man

roll init

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2