the-dump

Roll for your dog's init

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

It goes after you

wha

Oh

I thought you meant it was attacking me

I was worried

Alright, the ghoul mind controls all animals within 30 feet

You get eaten by a swarm of gnats

Oof

what a way to go

Rat's turn though

It's chewing on the ghoul's ankle

Mmm

Let’s keep it up baby

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

oh boy

oof, roll to confirm

he’s hittin an artery

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

fuck

rip

no he’s not

Roll damage though

/r d4

@Rusp: d4 = (1) = 1

god

Damnit

this fucking rat

Is so god damn shitty

If I crit that would’ve been 2 damage

The ghoul adjusts his leg so the rat is now chewing on a spot that was bothering him.

Ghoul: "Ah, right there. That's it."

man

"Normally I have to ask before someone gives me a slave"

"Ah, who am I kidding? I just take em anyway!"

wow

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (4)+5 = 9

good job ghoul

you’re really doing work

He turns around and shoots a disease ray at you. You duck just in time and it splatters against the wall. A bit of slime drips down on your head.

yuck

Your rat gets an attack of opportunity now

woah!

What about my dog?

Not yet, it didn't have its first turn

Fuck

It was just brough into this world

He’s still going for that artery

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

welp

It’s okay rat

"That's it, keep biting right there."

You can’t all be winners

I’ve got one more summon left after this

shit

Your turn

summoning a

hmm

H U M A N S K E L E T O N

Uh, you'll either have to cast this defensively or take an attack of opportunity

Why?

Can’t I just summon another thing with him

because you're casting while adjacent to him

I’m adjacent?

What?

Oh, and you get an attack of opportunity against him

Give a roll

where the fuck am I?

You swung off the chandelier and landed behind him

But like

He has the shield right

barrer

fuck

Yeah, you used the shield to block the slime