Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

get out of here

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

"I'd say these bars would take at least a 6d8."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

stop

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

no

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

"Maybe 3d12 could do it.."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

So uh

Deleted User Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

/ 3d12

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

You don’t think that fire on its own could melt the bars

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

Or weaken them

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

because if not

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

I’m out of ideas

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

"If only we had something hotter...."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

oh uh

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

we could use the branding iron?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

idk

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

"This old thing? It doesn't just cut through steel, buddy."

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

"Or..."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

does it?

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

He clanks it into the bars.

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

vinesauce music

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

"No"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

he just

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

hit it with the branding thing

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

"But..."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

is it even hot

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

"If we can get it hot...really, REALLY hot...."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

We could maybe get it to the lava.. somehow?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

or just get lava over here somehow

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

"The lava, huh?"

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

"Got anything that can fly?"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:03 AM the-dump

https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/summon-monster

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

eagle

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

“I can summon an eagle”

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

"Alright alright, and with that..."

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

"That wouldn't be able to hold a 1000 degree iron would it?"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Hmm

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

“Probably not”

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

“Let me think..”

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

How big is a fire beetle?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

I’m imagining not very big

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

fire beetle?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Uh

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Uh, the size of a house-cat?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

holy shit

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

that’s quite large

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

I don't think it can fly can it?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:09 AM the-dump

I just assumed beetles could fly

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

It can

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Oh?

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Alright then, guess you got that.

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:10 AM the-dump

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

So, what's your plan?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

“Alright.. I have a fire beetle.”

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

“It could probably take the heat”

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:11 AM the-dump

"Okay! There we go!"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

alright

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

here we go

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

So summoning the beetle?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

yep

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

A fire beetle plops down on top of your cage....not inside it, I assume.

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:12 AM the-dump

What is your command?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Right

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

Uh

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

I guess to dip the brander in lava and then

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:13 AM the-dump

there are locks in this cage right

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

locks

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

Alright, the beetle will sip the lava.

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

Shit

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:14 AM the-dump

That’s a fatal s

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

It grabs the banding iron, then flies with great effort over to the lavafall.

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

The ghoul is still going on his speech.

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

Hey uh

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

So the locks in this thing

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

No one pays the beetle any mind, they seem to be mildly common around here.

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:15 AM the-dump

Are they like

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

old door locks

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

or is it like a padlock

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

Good thing you didn't make an eagle.

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:16 AM the-dump

yeah