Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:45 AM the-dump

Psychic: "Okay, you're a summoner right? What spells have you got prepared, maybe I have the materials needed."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:45 AM the-dump

So I can

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:45 AM the-dump

Summon monster

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:45 AM the-dump

summon dragon man

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:45 AM the-dump

daylight

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:45 AM the-dump

message

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:46 AM the-dump

"I know you're a summoner, but what spells did you mentally prepare? You know, from those spellbooks and whatnot."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:47 AM the-dump

Uh

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:47 AM the-dump

Wouldn’t that be

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:47 AM the-dump

Nothing

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:48 AM the-dump

"Acid splash? You got acid splash? How about barbed chains? Feather fall? Anything?!"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:49 AM the-dump

That’s level 1 man

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:49 AM the-dump

I’m level 0

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:50 AM the-dump

“Uh.. ha.. haha..”

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:50 AM the-dump

In a figurative or literal sense?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:50 AM the-dump

Uh

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:50 AM the-dump

Literal?

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:52 AM the-dump

Psychic: "FFFF- Mmmph, okay okay okay! Here's your little bag and your candle for summoning. Summon your stupid mongrels, or whatever other thing you want!"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:52 AM the-dump

alrighty

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

Psychic: "We need to break out of these bars somehow."

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

"What can you summon?"

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jul 7, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (6)+1 = 7

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

Uh

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:53 AM the-dump

Carry on

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:54 AM the-dump

ok..

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:54 AM the-dump

“I can summon my eidolon, it should be able to break the cages.”

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:54 AM the-dump

“Or I could summon a bunch of

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

what would they be

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:55 AM the-dump

Psychic: "What is it, some sort of gorilla? I don't think even those can break these cages..."

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

"Can you melt it? Is it a slime man?"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

“It’s kind of like a dragon? It can breath fire and is fairly powerful in its own right”

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

"FUC- uurrrgh..."

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:56 AM the-dump

"A dragon...."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:57 AM the-dump

“It could melt the bars maybe?”

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:57 AM the-dump

“Or at least weaken them enough that’d it be able to pull them apart”

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:57 AM the-dump

"With fire breath?!? What's the power on it, 4d10?"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:57 AM the-dump

that’s too meta

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

get out of here

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

"I'd say these bars would take at least a 6d8."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

stop

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

no

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

"Maybe 3d12 could do it.."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

So uh

Deleted User Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

/ 3d12

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:58 AM the-dump

You don’t think that fire on its own could melt the bars

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

Or weaken them

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

because if not

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

I’m out of ideas

Gent Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

"If only we had something hotter...."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

oh uh

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 12:59 AM the-dump

we could use the branding iron?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

idk

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

"This old thing? It doesn't just cut through steel, buddy."

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

"Or..."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

does it?

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

He clanks it into the bars.

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

vinesauce music

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:00 AM the-dump

"No"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

he just

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

hit it with the branding thing

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

"But..."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

is it even hot

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

"If we can get it hot...really, REALLY hot...."

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:01 AM the-dump

We could maybe get it to the lava.. somehow?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

or just get lava over here somehow

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

"The lava, huh?"

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

"Got anything that can fly?"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:02 AM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:03 AM the-dump

https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/summon-monster

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:04 AM the-dump

eagle

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

“I can summon an eagle”

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:05 AM the-dump

"Alright alright, and with that..."

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

"That wouldn't be able to hold a 1000 degree iron would it?"

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

Hmm

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

“Probably not”

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:06 AM the-dump

“Let me think..”

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

How big is a fire beetle?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

I’m imagining not very big

Gent Jul 7, 2018 1:07 AM the-dump

fire beetle?

Rusp Jul 7, 2018 1:08 AM the-dump

Uh