the-dump

It scratches its chin with its short arms.

/r d20+10

@Gent: d20+10 = (15)+10 = 25

"You appear to be disgruntled."

S H E N R O N

roll to wish for panties

/roll 1d20

@Bopit: 1d20 = (17) = 17

“Uh.. what are you?”

or is this a thing that I would know about

fuck

"Ah, forgive me my child. I am the guiding light of this oasis."

"I provide assistance to any lost souls who happen upon this lake."

I

Dont know if I trust this

"What does thy heart seek?"

Wait a second

what the fuck were those guys looking for

Who?

James

The scrolls of the sand gnoll

Ah yeah

I’ll say that

"Ah, an explorer I see. I believe south would be your destination."

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (3) = 3

huh

shit is happening

/r d4

@Gent: d4 = (3) = 3

Nothing for you to worry about

“Ah, thank you”

"Or...was that not what your heart truly seeks?"

"Sometimes, the mind withholds thou's true desires, for fear of losing his way."

“I really don’t know what I want, to be completely honest with you”

“That was the only thing I could think of”

"For now, the most I can provide is transport to thy's intended destination."

for shame gent. you didnt use 'truest'. for shame. it was set up and everything

“That’d be very helpful, thank you.”

rather just pop in and auto correct atm. 👍

He lifts you up and places you, saddled over his back.

He begins drifting out towards the Sandgem Ruins.

Beneath you, you see two parties rushing after in the same direction.

huh

that’s wild

In front of them appears to be the shopkeep running more hurriedly.

And as you fly even farther, you see Slap Chop galloping away on a donkey.

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (6+16+18+19+11+9) = 79

What the fuck is happening

As you're flying through the sky....

Another serpent shows up!

woah

much weaker than my current friend

strength wise anyways

He is adorned with silvery blue scales. He appears to be thinner but dancing through the sky much more swiftly.

majestic

"Well well well, if it isn't my old pal Terulian."

"Off with another man-slave, I see?"

Well geez

Terulian: "Kumori! What brings thee to uttereth such foul words?"

what the fuck is even happening

Kumori: "Listen kid, he's just using you."

"You really think the godbreaker hammer could be wielded by one of your stature?"

Terulian: "Silence fiend!"

"The snake whispers lies!"

godbreaker hammer

what

"Kumori, I know thy is only envious of my insurmountable intellect."

Kumori: "Pff, you've never put yourself to use ever since you abandoned university! Just look at what you've become, off swindling gullible adventurers in the middle of the desert!"

what

University

serpent university

Terulian: "They were of no use to me..."

Kumori: "So what say you aasimar? Care to join me, and fly off to the city in the clouds?"

Terulian: "Always the obstructionist, I see."

Kumori: "Swindler!"