the-dump

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Oh my god, Slap Chop is riding the donkey.

I’m getting the fuck out of here

Take me to the left or something

Okay, you see a large lake to the left of the guild. It appears to have been built in a sort of oasis.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

You hear an explosion far off.

Just gonna keep walking?

Yep

Alright, you walk on along the lakeside when you meet....

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (20+3+4+20+5+11) = 63

A

what

what is this

is this a dragon

it's

uh

I have no idea what this could be

it doesn’t make any sense

A long serpent bursts forth from the water.

"And to where are thy headed, young adventurer?"

what

Are talking snakes a thing in this world

You see a draconic serpent float out of the water and through the air. It has a long mustache running down its lips.

I love Gyarados

It's green colored.

I love rayquazza

It scratches its chin with its short arms.

/r d20+10

@Gent: d20+10 = (15)+10 = 25

"You appear to be disgruntled."

S H E N R O N

roll to wish for panties

/roll 1d20

@Bopit: 1d20 = (17) = 17

“Uh.. what are you?”

or is this a thing that I would know about

"Ah, forgive me my child. I am the guiding light of this oasis."

"I provide assistance to any lost souls who happen upon this lake."

I

Dont know if I trust this

"What does thy heart seek?"

Wait a second

what the fuck were those guys looking for

Who?

James

The scrolls of the sand gnoll

Ah yeah

I’ll say that

"Ah, an explorer I see. I believe south would be your destination."

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (3) = 3

huh

shit is happening

/r d4

@Gent: d4 = (3) = 3

Nothing for you to worry about

“Ah, thank you”

"Or...was that not what your heart truly seeks?"

"Sometimes, the mind withholds thou's true desires, for fear of losing his way."

“I really don’t know what I want, to be completely honest with you”

“That was the only thing I could think of”

"For now, the most I can provide is transport to thy's intended destination."

for shame gent. you didnt use 'truest'. for shame. it was set up and everything

Didn't you want to play before?

“That’d be very helpful, thank you.”

rather just pop in and auto correct atm. 👍

He lifts you up and places you, saddled over his back.

He begins drifting out towards the Sandgem Ruins.

Beneath you, you see two parties rushing after in the same direction.

huh

that’s wild

In front of them appears to be the shopkeep running more hurriedly.

And as you fly even farther, you see Slap Chop galloping away on a donkey.