the-dump

Roll for Rusp's internet speeds

/r d20

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (19) = 19

a c c u r a t w

with a w

for bandwidth

wait a second

there was a much easier connection

Roll for new stats

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (16+19+20+9+12+4) = 80

same

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (11+11+3+19+2+5) = 51

shit

I got really smart

You felt really smart relative to your surroundings

So

wait

I’m about to pick up luggage

You didn't bring back a monkey to handle menial labor for you?

Mmm nice

it’s storming real bad right now

I tell you what

I missed Ohio

Third world countries do that to ya

I’m soaking wet and raring to go

What

He told us this already

Vaginal aids

Nah

It’s just that

I was helping the guy load our stuff into our shuttle

and in the span of the minute it took I am completely sodden

gey

yga

roll to see how much Spanish I learned

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

ci

uhh

huevos

I just realized something

are you coming out?

Yeah I know

It’s because it’s not controversial to hate those scumbags

Well, there's actually quite a bit to it

are you coming out?

with a fan theory?

Sure, why not

The most obvious starting point is that class, cabalist. Cabalists in the real world are most strongly associated with judaism.

And cabalists in urealms are focused on dark/forbidden magic. Despite this, they're still fairly accepted into wider society so long as they're not seen practicing the more forbidden magic.

JUDAISM

Cabalists also have the strongest association with the ageless out of any class.

You can interpret the "ageless curse" as instead being the jewish faith.

Ageless often live among elven societies and such. They're nearly indiscernible from typical people, and many don't even know why they should care about them.

There was even an entire campaign that was supposed to be focused on an ageless genocide, but in turns out that the title was a complete hoax. If anything, the ageless came out even stronger than before by the end of it.

This of course is in reference to the holocaust and the massive amount of political power jews had following world war II.

this theory seems pretty solid

up until you remember one crucial detail

During the senate of deadlantis, several ageless officials also discussed a method of child trafficking.

rob is not smart enough for this

or is that just a coverup??

Well, these sorts of ideas go through lots of peoples' heads. They just don't know it's the jews that they hate.

"Rich corporate leaders are the problem. SJW's are the problem. Greedy politicians are the problem."

Jews are what they really mean, every time.

Mhm

Oh, and there's bopen. Referring to jews funding terrorists.

Bopen killed a dwarven king, and the grand paladin, just like how american neo-cons assassinate democratically elected leaders in the third world

Of course

And there's the less subtle shit, like with the greedy mayor in the purge who taxes the shit out of his citizens.

He even literally talks with rats....jew rats....yeah, not so subtle

Wasn’t that more of Justin’s thing though

Shhh, you're not supposed to question the theory

But we do know that rob scripts his campaigns heavily

oops

And he discusses characters beforehand with his players, he just fakes his reactions on stream

I'm at least 30% joking right now

I don’t know if I can trust this source