the-dump

You know how to solve this problem

yeah, it's what i'm doing right now

this channel is muted

and i will ignore it

How long can one go without rolling though

That’s the real question

holy shit

I’ve found a location that’s inside that and has wifi

this is insane

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

I’m back in the land of the english

Hallelujah

also the land of internet

which is probably more important

/r d20 # for STD's

@Gent: d20 for STD's = (7) = 7

roll for super aids

You only got a couple

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

fuck

I got the pussy ones

Your pussy got infected?

unfortunately yes

Roll for Rusp's internet speeds

/r d20

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (19) = 19

a c c u r a t w

with a w

for bandwidth

wait a second

there was a much easier connection

Roll for new stats

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (16+19+20+9+12+4) = 80

same

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (11+11+3+19+2+5) = 51

shit

You felt really smart relative to your surroundings

So

wait

I’m about to pick up luggage

You didn't bring back a monkey to handle menial labor for you?

Mmm nice

it’s storming real bad right now

I tell you what

I missed Ohio

Third world countries do that to ya

I’m soaking wet and raring to go

What

He told us this already

Vaginal aids

Nah

It’s just that

I was helping the guy load our stuff into our shuttle

and in the span of the minute it took I am completely sodden

gey

yga

roll to see how much Spanish I learned

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

ci

huh

uhh

huevos

I just realized something

are you coming out?

Yeah I know

It’s because it’s not controversial to hate those scumbags

Well, there's actually quite a bit to it

are you coming out?

with a fan theory?

Sure, why not

The most obvious starting point is that class, cabalist. Cabalists in the real world are most strongly associated with judaism.

And cabalists in urealms are focused on dark/forbidden magic. Despite this, they're still fairly accepted into wider society so long as they're not seen practicing the more forbidden magic.

JUDAISM

Cabalists also have the strongest association with the ageless out of any class.